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how dodgy are you?

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Just noticed that, rather disgracefully, none of our virals seem to appear in the waste time section so -

How dodgy are you?
http://www.thesite.org/flash/dodgy.html


Crooked

Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes:

Years in prison: 36.5 Potential fine: £2000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Crooked........... Years in prison: 111 Potential fine: £7000.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dubious
    Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: £0


    It would be interesting to see what Mr roll gets ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Upstanding
    How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 0.5 Potential fine: £2000

    :angel: :angel: :angel:
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dubious

    Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 15 Potential fine: £0

    woohoo! no parting with money.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Risky
    I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 1 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    is the thing about the mince pies really true? :lol:
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Crooked

    Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 37 Potential fine: £7000



    Bums.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dubious
    Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: £2000


    Ah man
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Risky

    I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

    Years in prison: 24 - Potential fine: £7500
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Years in prison: 19.5 Potential fine: £2000
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Risky
    I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 72.5 Potential fine: £2000
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dubious
    Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 74.5 Potential fine: £0
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    littlemissylittlemissy Posts: 9,972 Supreme Poster
    In the clear
    You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0

    :angel:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Goody two shoes :rolleyes:


    :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    In the clear
    You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0

    :angel:

    I don't beleive you :p hehe
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    littlemissylittlemissy Posts: 9,972 Supreme Poster
    Tweety wrote:
    I don't beleive you :p hehe

    Tis the truth.

    :angel:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Risky
    I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 29 Potential fine: £2000


    I think the law about mobile phones and driving has changed since the quiz was written.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Crooked
    Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 87.5 Potential fine: £4500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Years in prison: 5 Potential fine: £0
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    Criminal.

    Years in prison: 132
    Potential fine: £9500
    Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
    Weekender Offender 
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You can shoot a scotsman with a bow and arrow in York (except sundays)?

    And a welshman can be shot with bow and arrow within chester walls after midnight?

    Surely not.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :angel:

    You're so dodgy that you cheated on a dodginess test!



    :razz:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Addict wrote:
    You can shoot a scotsman with a bow and arrow in York (except sundays)?

    And a welshman can be shot with bow and arrow within chester walls after midnight?

    Surely not.

    Apparantely, yes...

    Well, I know the first one is true; have known that for a while now.
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    littlemissylittlemissy Posts: 9,972 Supreme Poster
    Infinite wrote:
    You're so dodgy that you cheated on a dodginess test!



    :razz:

    :o

    Lies I tell thee.

    I am a good little girl :angel:

    :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dodgy
    Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 75.5 Potential fine: £4500

    HOW many years?!!! I thought I was good :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Upstanding

    How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 60.5 Potential fine: £0

    I think most of those years were for things that are actually legal in the UK but are illegal elsewhere :chin:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I never knew it was a crime in Indonesia to masturbate...looks like i'd be, uh, screwed then! :P
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Crooked

    Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

    Years in prison: 29.5 Potential fine: £2000
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