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How to tell you got seriously drunk

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wooooooooah wrote:
    Do a search for 'beer scooter' ;)
    Mythical yet magical, a saviour on most of my nights out :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    woke up in a travel lodge literally 10mins walk from my house with a bill for £59. all because i didnt have any change for a taxi, so i paid on my card for the bed.

    im such a bad drunk sometimes. ive gotten over the dark days tho!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Waking up in a tesco trolley in yuor kitchen surrounded by cones isnt good either
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Foxxy_Cymru wrote:
    Waking up in a tesco trolley in yuor kitchen surrounded by cones isnt good either
    :lol: :thumb: Sounds fun.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wooooooooah wrote:
    Do a search for 'beer scooter' ;)
    and beer goggles!

    Gawd, have you ever woken up the next day and realised that you went with a complete minger? Gahhhhhh.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Waking up with the contents of 12 packets of skips you bought in the co-op scattered about your room.
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Renzo wrote:
    Waking up with the contents of 12 packets of skips you bought in the co-op scattered about your room.
    :lol:

    That must have been a fucking job to clear up.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oh yeah, also bad when you wake up in the morning to find yourself on a beach 15 minutes from your house with the tide coming up around your ankles :nervous:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    please dear god tell me it wasnt raj

    no it was john who slept in my room wearing my clothes, raj didnt come out to get drunk but apparantly i woke him up because he heard me screaming at padraic to get "naked john away from me" and he also had to cover me with a blanket in the night because i was slept in my room with the door open and apparantly i was half naked, he refused to talk about it any more.

    :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Waking up fully clothed (including jacket) kebab sauce smeared over the walls on the day of a landlord inspection.

    Having fucked up texts on your phone and haven't any sent messages in your outbox.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    waking up in a spanish hotel with your knee cut open and remembering a 15 hour session which ended in you tripping over a one foot high concrete decorative boulder on the street and then ripping down the curtain in your hotel as you lost your balance. :chin: that fuc*er hurt as well.
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