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Where are the worst/best/stupidest/funniest/most risk of being caught/boringest/most interesting/out of the ordinary places you have ever done sexual things?

For me:
Worst = Beach (got sand everywhere)
Best = On the washing machine
Funniest = As above
Most risk of being caught = Rubbing partners down belows in same room parents are in near enough full view. (I got it in return too <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">)

thats about it for me... boring aren't I.


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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    worst: beach. yep. it sucks.
    weirdest: graveyard.
    best: in my boyfriend's room with candles (boring I know but it was romantic).
    most risk of getting caught: in my room with the door open and my mum in the next room.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Worst: Allley way... i know....
    Best: sorry this is boring but in his bed at my bf's house- but it did go on from 1am till 630!
    Funniest:In a different alleyway, tryin to be discreet untill sum ppl started walkin thir dogs ther, they didnt notice @ first till their dogs started barkin @ us!
    Most likely to b caught: My ex used to dj at the local student union on weds nites, and the dj both was a little wooden hut... well every1 was nxt door watchin thefooty and i was really horny.... Ppl were walkin past an everythin, i mean we shut the door so noone could see but if they wanted to the couldve easily walked in........

    I thought when my love for you died, I should die too. It is dead but strangely, I live on.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I would have to say the worst by far was in the woods...ouch..sticks...thorns...my god i am surpried i made it outta that one alive!
    it wasn't my idea of a romantic evening
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Worst = in a woods, cold january night, walking with a girl i'd not long since met (that night), been snogging etc, then all of a sudden she lies on the muddy twig strewn floor, pulls her skirt up and basically says fuck me!!!
    OR
    totally wasted (drunk) in a girls bedroom, tryin to get it up, with her boyfriend knocking outside to get in, she wantd to carry on, i did not.

    Best = buiding site, broad daylight, in a half built house, ooh the passion <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; OR near the top of a mountain, nice sunny day, the 1st time with my ex (supposed to having a picnic).

    Funniest = By the river where i live behind a bush, i lifted her coat up and her mobile fell out of her pocket smashing on the floor, funny at the time..

    Most risk of being caught - i have been caught <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; lol
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    worst: beach. hmmmmm, sounds ohh so familiar.. friction burn.. eeek! or on the golf course, very wet.. early morning dew shall we say.. or in a club male toilet cubical
    weirdest: I'd say in the resivouir duct, 0.5m-x-0.5m squared in diametre and stone, not much room really...
    best: actually when I slept over at my ex-ex-ex-girlfriends house whilst her parents were away, that was kool, you could relax, very rare for me.. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;
    most risk of getting caught: this is two places, number one was in the male showers @ keogh brks (army - with another lad - navy.. heh) and a similar one was with the same lad but in his room (which also holds 3 other navy lads, who walked in about 5 minutes later (we where watching TV by that point)

    So many choices... nothing ever seems to go right when I sleep with people.. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt;

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Justin, do you mind if i ask a question??

    In the army barracks was with lads, right, so are you bisexual??

    If it's too personal, you don't have to answer, i certainly don't mean to offend, i'm just a little curious!!

    Sorry in advance!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/confused.gif"&gt;

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Sid:
    By the river where i live behind a bush

    You live behind a bush? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    Sorry, blatantly not funny, oh well.....

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by PussyCat:
    Justin, do you mind if i ask a question??
    In the army barracks was with lads, right, so are you bisexual??

    Yes he is, I know because he just answered my bisexuality thread.

    And it's ok to be curious, I'm very curious and no-one seems to mind <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    [This message has been edited by wildchild (edited 30-05-2001).]
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Worst: Parked at a local park round midnight, cops came, thought we were smoking pot, called for reinforcements, 9 cops there now and I'm still not allowed to reach for my pants.
    Funniest: See above
    Most chance of being caught: In the same bed as my boyfriends 14 year old brother... he was asleep, mind you
    Weirdest: In a two person tube on a water slide at a major Disney World water park
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by wildchild:
    Yes he is, I know because he just answered my bisexuality thread.

    And it's ok to be curious, I'm very curious and no-one seems to mind

    Yep to both PussyCat and Wildchild, its ok to be curious, I'm pretty open about it (except at work.. tee-hee, they're not knowing a thing... <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">)



    [This message has been edited by Justin Credible (edited 30-05-2001).]
  • Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    i wanna answer this topic! lol... but sadly (?) i dont have any particularly weird or bad or funny experiences to share <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif"&gt; could be quite embarrassing for a certain member of the boards if i did <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; ooh how weird is this, i just realised.... *hides from the weirdness*

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Girl-From-Mars:
    i wanna answer this topic! lol... but sadly (?) i dont have any particularly weird or bad or funny experiences to share

    I want to answer it too but I don't have any experiences, so don't feel too badly Emma <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    WORST: the beach (sand did go everywhere and i mean everywhere!!!!!!

    Best: in the sink area of a campsite i was on in south of france

    WERIDEST: the channel tunnel toilets!!

    RISK OF BEING CAUGHT: in the swimming pool! he was hugging me and quite abit of fumberling went on!!!!!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by wildchild:
    You live behind a bush? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    Sorry, blatantly not funny, oh well.....


    LOL <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; whats up with bushes ??? Rents cheap!

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    All these people saying they had a bad experience in the woods or on the beach?!? My friends, you need a big picnic style rug!

    But I spose when the urge is there, the urge is there - rug or no rug! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    Marvin
    "And then she asked me, 'Do I look alright?' And I say 'Yes, you look wonderful tonight.'"
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