whats the best way to wake someone up...

Former Member

tried the 'right im getting dressed and going home' one today just to get awkwardly pulled back into bed with shoes on and smothered in a whole lots of man arm 'choking dying arrgrrr' was my reaction

shaln't be trying that again soon!

Indrid Cold

Infinite wrote:

You paint your hand green, sellotape cucumbers onto it to like like over sized fingers. You then gently open the door and extend your arm until the green hand is visible from the bed.

You then get someone to run past their window shouting "The martians are coming, the martians are coming!" loud enough to make them stir and sit up.

Have a camera handy, you won't want to forget the look on their face.

:thumb:

Indrid Cold

twisted_trinity wrote:

whats the best way to wake someone up...
doesn't have to be nice for the person your waking up though.

1. Find a cat that's sleeping on a pillow.
2. Carefully lift the pillow without waking the cat.
3. Bring the pillow and the still sleeping cat in the room with the person you want to wake.
4. Throw the cat off the pillow and onto said person.

You can imagine the rest.

Former Member

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Former Member

My boyfriend woke me up last night cuz he farted so loud.

Former Member

my_name wrote:

My boyfriend woke me up last night cuz he farted so loud.

Ahahaha. My brother does this. Our rooms are right next door to eachother and it's disgusting.

Best way to wake someone up is to slap with with a wet fish jake0 stylee.

Former Member

Hold their nose.