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The Galloway wants a wife...
BillieTheBot
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***SG adopts his deepest, sexiest voice, which is not very sexy at all***
"Ladies: Are YOU looking for that special someone? The Stargalaxy Dating Agency's has quite a catch in store for you... born in 1954 in Dundee, he has worked for the Michelin tyre plant in the same town, and the Labour Party. An MP at the age of 32, he has faced over 20 libel cases. [and been found innocent in ALL of them, I must point out] Yes, it's MR GEORGE GALLOWAY!"
Presumably, when asked what qualities he likes in a woman, he replied "courage, strength and indefatigability". But I digress. "Gorgeous George" has given an interview to The Oldie magazine, of all people, in which he boasts he has the skills to bag a wife. According to the Daily Mail, which I suspect isn't being entirely sincere,
"With his impressive sexual prowess and bulging bank balance, controversial MP George Galloway says he still has what it takes to bag a wife. The [Bethnal Green & Bow, East London] Respect MP, dubbed "Gorgeous" revealed in a magazine interview that he expects to get married again - and describes himself as "still a reasonable catch" with quite a lot of money." >> Details >>
Ah yes, and in between howls of laughter, he said "I don't think the House of Commons is a parliament worth being in.". Why are you still there then? You were perfectly happy being a Labour MP until the war came about. Okay, so they treated you disgracefully, but if you really don't like Parliament, you could always leave, couldn't you?
Now to let the people speak...
"Ladies: Are YOU looking for that special someone? The Stargalaxy Dating Agency's has quite a catch in store for you... born in 1954 in Dundee, he has worked for the Michelin tyre plant in the same town, and the Labour Party. An MP at the age of 32, he has faced over 20 libel cases. [and been found innocent in ALL of them, I must point out] Yes, it's MR GEORGE GALLOWAY!"
Presumably, when asked what qualities he likes in a woman, he replied "courage, strength and indefatigability". But I digress. "Gorgeous George" has given an interview to The Oldie magazine, of all people, in which he boasts he has the skills to bag a wife. According to the Daily Mail, which I suspect isn't being entirely sincere,
"With his impressive sexual prowess and bulging bank balance, controversial MP George Galloway says he still has what it takes to bag a wife. The [Bethnal Green & Bow, East London] Respect MP, dubbed "Gorgeous" revealed in a magazine interview that he expects to get married again - and describes himself as "still a reasonable catch" with quite a lot of money." >> Details >>
Ah yes, and in between howls of laughter, he said "I don't think the House of Commons is a parliament worth being in.". Why are you still there then? You were perfectly happy being a Labour MP until the war came about. Okay, so they treated you disgracefully, but if you really don't like Parliament, you could always leave, couldn't you?
Now to let the people speak...
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Talking of Labour treating people poorley, it never hurt Ken.
Either Way, go idiot George. I don't like you, but I got respect for you!