Sex Tips

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Ive been reading through the threads and everyone keeps asking similar questions. so why not have one topic devoted to sexual tips.

Put at the top of the post

*Tips for blokes*
or
*Tips for Girls*
If the tip is for blokes then another bloke (or girl) will say what they found worked best on a girl.
If its tips for girls, girls (or blokes) say what they found best for blokes.

I would start this off, but im tired so i'll post my tips tomo.

This way we can keep all the tips together and people can just read through them all and use them <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

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Originally posted by NeoNero:
why not have one topic devoted to sexual tips.

This way we can keep all the tips together and people can just read through them all and use them <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

I'll be damned if i'm reading through all the sexual tips in the hope that I find something that applies! It's likee... The forum is nice and split into categories so you can find what you want easily , isn't it?? It's like just having . . . a library not in order. Just randomly looking through stuff not knowing what you want- that's fine. But if you have a specific thing you want to know it could get silly. And it's always annoying to have to click on seperate page numbers to read to the end of a post when it's not necessary.

Sorry that sounds really bitchy reading back but.. yeah sorry. Welcome to thesite! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

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Originally posted by freya:
I'll be damned if i'm reading through all the sexual tips in the hope that I find something that applies! It's likee... The forum is nice and split into categories so you can find what you want easily , isn't it?? It's like just having . . . a library not in order. Just randomly looking through stuff not knowing what you want- that's fine. But if you have a specific thing you want to know it could get silly. And it's always annoying to have to click on seperate page numbers to read to the end of a post when it's not necessary.

Sorry that sounds really bitchy reading back but.. yeah sorry. Welcome to thesite! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

eh? freya, i do believe uve missed the entire point...erm...entirely!

he does want us to sift thru the forum, he wants us to write a compilation of sex tips.

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You know like in American Pie, where they had that sex manual where blokes kept on adding to it? in that type of style

*For the Bloke*
I found that if you slowly and gently rub the enterance to a girls vagina then they like that, also when you put a finger in gives them a burst of enjoyment cos its like been building up.

Anyone else?

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In that case why not make 2 different threads for 'Tips for Girls' and 'Tips for Blokes'

Dunno if we blokes need a thread though cos don't we know everything about girls? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

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Originally posted by NeoNero:
You know like in American Pie, where they had that sex manual where blokes kept on adding to it? in that type of style

*For the Bloke*
I found that if you slowly and gently rub the enterance to a girls vagina then they like that, also when you put a finger in gives them a burst of enjoyment cos its like been building up.

Anyone else?

welcome to the world of fingering.

i can just see this thread soooooooooooo not working.

i mean, we all know that any sex queries should be directed to Powerslave or the sex goddess.

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They should ?????? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"&gt;

Oh yeah .... so they should !!

Yup and i'm sure that the raving nympho, AKA GFM <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif">, will be happy to throw in her tips and experiences <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

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Girl-From-Mars

rofl raving nympho!!! i havent had sex for at least 3 weeks lol, if i was that much of a raving nympho i'd have dragged Deli Matt into the warehouse long ago!!!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; lol

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Originally posted by Girl-From-Mars:
rofl raving nympho!!! i havent had sex for at least 3 weeks lol, if i was that much of a raving nympho i'd have dragged Deli Matt into the warehouse long ago!!!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; lol

isnt he underage???

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Originally posted by Girl-From-Mars:
rofl raving nympho!!! i havent had sex for at least 3 weeks lol, if i was that much of a raving nympho i'd have dragged Deli Matt into the warehouse long ago!!!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; lol

PHEW !!

Just as well you typed Warehouse, and thankfully i'm not dyslexic <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

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Originally posted by Powerslave:
PHEW !!

Just as well you typed Warehouse, and thankfully i'm not dyslexic <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

ALZA!!! leave the poor girl alone, otherwise she'll be draggin you into the who..i mean warehouse!! and it wont be for sex, either! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"&gt;

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Guys: Go down on your bird using an icecube

Girls: DITTO

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LOL Turtle .... maybe it'll be for a 'stocktake' or making some pizza !! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/eek.gif"&gt; lol

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Girl-From-Mars

rofl.. my life is a farce and its conducted on message boards lol, its getting to the stage where its so bad its funny again.

hes not quite underage lol ... anyway i so dont wanna be going there anyway lol....

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sod the ice cube thing, EAT MINTS!!!! the stronger the better.

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So is that eat mints while she goes down on you, or eat mints instead of her going down to it?

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Originally posted by Snoop:
So is that eat mints while she goes down on you, or eat mints instead of her going down to it?

lol the girl eats the mints before she goes down on u, or u eat them before going down on her but i like using ices better for some reason also if u get a cup of hot tea and a cup of ice water take a sip of one first then go down of him for a while then take u sip of the other u keep switching them it's supposed to feel better then just ice

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i heard that 2......and tested it and judging by the reaction it was goooooood!!!

the ice thing is also brill put andice cube up there and leave it till it melts or take it out if the cold is 2 much! and then get him 2 insert his cock in u, the feeling for him is gr8! so ive heard!!!

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try some toothpaste on your bellend before fallatio, its great! dilute it with water first though or your cock will explode.

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ok i know im gonna sound dead thick but wot is fallatio???????

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Fellatio = Technical/Scientific/Old persons word for blowjob.

Like Culinlingus (However spelt) is the technical term for "Muff diving".

I do know useful things don't I. Thats why I show an interest in everything. (see the latest 'anal' post).

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try chilli con carne and curry as well. they kick arse.

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fellatio isn't just a blowjob. It's muff diving as well. I love going down I do. It's almost as nice as curry.

Girl-From-Mars

gt2masta, you're wrong.

fellatio = blow jobs
cunnilingus = "muff diving" hehe

im another one like insane, full of useless/(useful?) facts <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

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