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love bights

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
any help on hiding or getting rid of them because i hate the damn things and my bf has just covered my neck in the bloody things. any help and i would be greatful forever!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Getting rid of what?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A turtle neck.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Love bites!

    They're not that easy to cover up. Put make up on them and they go a weird purple colour.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    tape your bfs mouth shut? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Haha, love bights.

    Hiding them is easy. Just shrug your shoulders a lot. And I do mean a lot. Make sure you answer every question with "I dunno. I just dunno!" and even go as far as to walk around saying "I just dunno! I dunno! I do not know!" This will create a reason for your shrugging and people won't think you're weird.

    Alternatively teach your boyfriend to kiss properly. Unless he is actually 13 years old in which case don't worry, it's just a phase and he'll grow out of it soon.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lol good idea but then that stops him from doing other things
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Brave Dave wrote:
    Haha, love bights.

    Hiding them is easy. Just shrug your shoulders a lot. And I do mean a lot. Make sure you answer every question with "I dunno. I just dunno!" and even go as far as to walk around saying "I just dunno! I dunno! I do not know!" This will create a reason for your shrugging and people won't think you're weird.

    Alternatively teach your boyfriend to kiss properly. Unless he is actually 13 years old in which case don't worry, it's just a phase and he'll grow out of it soon.

    Have you seen Look Around You?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Brave Dave wrote:
    Haha, love bights.

    Hiding them is easy. Just shrug your shoulders a lot. And I do mean a lot. Make sure you answer every question with "I dunno. I just dunno!" and even go as far as to walk around saying "I just dunno! I dunno! I do not know!" This will create a reason for your shrugging and people won't think you're weird.

    Alternatively teach your boyfriend to kiss properly. Unless he is actually 13 years old in which case don't worry, it's just a phase and he'll grow out of it soon.

    :lol: God you should go on tour.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    put toothpaste on it!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lipsy wrote:
    put toothpaste on it!

    Does that rli work?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    superchick45 wrote:
    Does that rli work?
    Does it what?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Never understood the point of lovebites, they just hurt :/
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Schnap me Baby wrote:
    Never understood the point of lovebites, they just hurt :/
    I agree. I see them as a tamer equivalent to spunking in a girl's eye.

    That's some nasty shit, y0.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Schnap me Baby wrote:
    Never understood the point of lovebites, they just hurt :/

    Yeah, and they are so tacky looking. THink of the conquences!
    And surely sucking on somebody like a vaccuum really isn't sexy or even fun. :\

    In school we called them the mark of the trailor park :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Brave Dave wrote:
    I agree. I see them as a tamer equivalent to spunking in a girl's eye.

    That's some nasty shit, y0.
    You were so going for post of the week there werent you -Hey i'd vote for you :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What the heck's Post of the Week? That's kind of a rhetorical question actually as I am sure I can work it out. But yeah, sure, as long as there's a fat cash prize I'm all up for winning it or whatever. Hooooooo.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Are you fucking serious???? "Love bights"
    :banghead:

    I'm going to become the Jamie Oliver of grammar :grump:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    scytherchick wrote:
    I'm going to become the Jamie Oliver of grammar :grump:


    Turning into Jamie Oliver?! :eek:

    Is it a full moon deal or did he bite you, zombie stylee, and you're gradually transforming into him?


    On topic, I vaguely remember cold spoons being used to stop the swelling.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Raz wrote:
    Turning into Jamie Oliver?! :eek:

    Is it a full moon deal or did he bite you, zombie stylee, and you're gradually transforming into him?

    He gave me a love bight.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    scytherchick wrote:
    He gave me a love bight.

    :D

    You poor thing.

    Did you at least drive a stake through his heart, ending his reign of terror forever?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Raz wrote:
    Did you at least drive a stake through his heart

    A big juicy one :razz:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Schnap me Baby wrote:
    Never understood the point of lovebites, they just hurt :/

    territorial pissings
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yeah they are big and obvious.

    Last girl I was with was really into them. My neck and chest looked like I'd been hit with a baseball bat.

    Ummm, wear polo neck shirts and waite doe them to fade is all I can say.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Schnap me Baby wrote:
    Never understood the point of lovebites, they just hurt :/

    I dunno, if I remember right, and we are going back a while here, it feels nive to suck and be sucked. I once gave ssomeone a smiley face on their stomach with love bights, we were in heaven at the time me thinks.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    don't let him give you them then. :)

    and it's 'bites'. ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lucifer devil wrote:
    and it's 'bites'. ;)

    ssshhhhhhh

    ETA: </br></br>
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    There's a difference in deliberate love bites which are just a suck and pull, and hurt.; and ones that happen as you uhhhh express your raw emotion, which are more like snogging someone hard where there mouth isn't, and (I find) feel remarkaly nice. :blush:

    The former tend to be larger and deeper and positioned where other people can see them, the latter small, pale and wherever was nice at the time - top of the shoulders tend to get my attention
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    OOOh slag tags, classy.......

    what you should do is staple your fellas mouth closed....... nah seriously tho what about those skinny skarfs that are fashionable at the moment?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ive heard toothpaste too, but i havent tried, because, to be honest, i like them!

    And I agree that theyre best during moments of passion, but i like giving and receiving them and just wear my hair out to cover them. I dunno why i like them... its just sexy to me...

    Maybe its my finding of vampires sexy...
    Dominant canine teeth on guys turn me on...

    Maybe I'm just weird :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Big Gay wrote:
    There's a difference in deliberate love bites which are just a suck and pull, and hurt.; and ones that happen as you uhhhh express your raw emotion, which are more like snogging someone hard where there mouth isn't, and (I find) feel remarkaly nice. :blush:
    Absolutely. I really like them sometimes.
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