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Beans - I'm just too quick for you!
ive met mr paxman, he's cool
In which case I award Alex Kinski from neighbours with the smuggest man prize.
He asked me to read out the acceptance speech:
*clears throat*
What an honour it is for you to give me an award. I'd like to thank.......myself, as I earned this with absolutley no help. I'm just damn good. Thank you all but frankly, it's well deserved. I'll be back to pick up the award again, this time next year. Thank you.
It is alleged that Mr Paxman pulls a face "like a sealion trying to climb the stairs" when he reaches that stage of coital euphoria.
*dribble*
Anyone who'll let him...
Let me guess who that is lol
Oops, is she?
Oh well, serves me right for being shallow and judging by face alone
Though in fairness the actress isn't 13, she's 15. That makes it better :yes:
Curse your ninja editing skills!