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Rules for a Teen Movie

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
edited January 2023 in General Chat
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- Always ends up at the Prom
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Always Shit?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ahem. The Breakfast Club, Mean Girls, The Heathers
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Rachael wrote:
    Ahem. The Breakfast Club, Mean Girls, The Heathers
    My point proven. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    involves a virgin at some point.
    always have some gorgeous looking women in a skimpy outfit
    the ugly chick with nerdy glasses always turns out to be hot
    the geek will always win out over the captain of the football team
    erm...i cba, you get the gist though :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    no one has a chest size smaller than DD
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    a geek
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    **helen****helen** Deactivated Posts: 9,235 Supreme Poster
    The geek is usually still really pretty - like in 'She's all that.' The directors seem to think that just because a girl is wearing glasses she must be ugly :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    **Helen** wrote:
    The geek is usually still really pretty - like in 'She's all that.' The directors seem to think that just because a girl is wearing glasses she must be ugly :rolleyes:

    Haha, that's "Hollywood Ugly" for you. :p

    There is always a tardis-like keg at house parties.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    littleoleme wrote:
    no one has a chest size smaller than DD
    Tara Reid? Alysson Hannigan?

    Has to feature Sean William Scott at some point.

    Always has a house party in where they have those crappy bite-size american beers so they can say "I've drank 18 beers" when in reality they've only had about 6 pints.

    Has to have at least one cheerleader in it.

    Everyone has to be smart or beautiful.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    House parties always have either red or blue paper cups for people to drink out of.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MoonArcanum wrote:
    House parties always have either red or blue paper cups for people to drink out of.
    Which in some cases can miraculously change colour depending on the angle you're looking at them from.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    briggi wrote:

    There is always a tardis-like keg at house parties.
    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Everyone is wearing jansport bags
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm With Stupid wrote:
    Tara Reid?

    Yeah, you have seen her tits now?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If you're a nerd, don't worry, you'll get the girl in the end and learn some valuable lessons about the true meaning of friendship along the way.

    If you're a jock, it could go one of two ways. If you turn out to have a heart of gold despite the arrogant exterior, then things'll work out OK for you, and you'll probably get to learn some valuable lessons about the true meaning of friendship too. If you're just plain arrogant, you're on a one-way ticket to Comeuppance City.

    If you're a stoner, relax, you're only there for comedy value, dude.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote:
    Yeah, you have seen her tits now?

    I've seen the pic where one of them is hanging out :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sum 41 and Blink 182 will be on the soundtrack.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    the same plot as every other american teen flick, just so that you know what to expect, predictable humour.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rachael wrote:
    Ahem. The Breakfast Club, Mean Girls, The Heathers

    The breakfast club never had a prom scene

    How is it that even the spoof of teen movies suck... that says something :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Not another teen movie, hilariously spoof tastic!

    If it is a horror teen flick, there are certain rules...
    You can not drink or do drugs!
    You must stay a virgin to live!
    Never say, under any circumstances, "I'll be right back!" because you won't be back!

    If it is generally a teen movie, there will be a deal or bet or wager or game played.

    A LESSON MUST BE LEARNED BY SOMEONE!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    cheesy
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Some sort of foreign exchange student
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote:
    Yeah, you have seen her tits now?

    Not close up, but I'm working on it...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    the cheerleaders only ever date jocks/sporty guys.
    cheerleaders always wear their cheerleader outfits around school and sit together at lunch time.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    When dancing in prom or nightclub, normal kids always turn out to be professional dancers.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Cruel2BKind wrote:
    When dancing in prom or nightclub, normal kids always turn out to be professional dancers.

    I beg to differ.

    When dancing at a party, background people stand there prancing around like thunderbirds with a stupid grin.

    And 'this party rocks' has to be mentioned at some stage.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You start with a woman who is unique and thinks outside the box... But being unique is her own fault probably because one of her parents died or her ome life is dysfunctional.

    Unique and intelligent woman sells out to become a Barbie clone to get the guy.

    Yes, being successful is all about changing yourself to fit in. :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yeah...Teen movie rules rock!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    There has to be an uber rich bitch cheerleader/bastard jock whose daddy/mommy has bought a £50,000 car for.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Always has plenty of toliet humour..
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