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BillieTheBot
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Probably should be in the travel section but no-one ever reads that so it's in here instead.
Just to say that I'm off to Russia in the morning for four months of being embarassed about how little Russian I know. So the next time I come on here, it will be from the land of the potato, vodka and Ladas.
Be cool my comrades.
Just to say that I'm off to Russia in the morning for four months of being embarassed about how little Russian I know. So the next time I come on here, it will be from the land of the potato, vodka and Ladas.
Be cool my comrades.
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have fun
You have no idea.
Have a good one mate! Take it easy!
Enjoy the Ladies, Vodka, and Lada's.
Well the first two anyway. :thumb:
Take care!
Yeah 'cos you can just bring them back in a case, saves on postage.
Was just about to say you'll definately be posting in this thread
Have fun thunderstruck.
what more could you possibly want :thumb:
have a great time!
make sure to go to some crazy underground russian raves
Oh and Will,
he's a communeet thats why.
Firstly, this is self explanatory.
Second, The Worlds Largest Plane. And it's still more manouverable than American cargo planes which are far smaller.
Third, the Ekranoplan. 'nuff said.
Fourth, MiG-25 . Stupidly simple, extremley effective.
There is more, but these sum up the Russian Approach to things. I love them, they're crazy. The lot of them. Just look at the Ekranoplan... and come on, who lives in some cold inhospitable place like that, then still manages to have a huge empire? Their appraoch, and why I love them, is best summed up with this.
So, the US develop a space program. Then they find out pens don't work in space, so they cannot write. This leads to a multi-million dollar program to develop a pen, that writes in space! Genius!
The Russians used pencils.
You forgot miss Sharapova
Edit: picture way too big!!
And Alina.
Why would anyone care about any of that though
I think that's the funniest thing I've read in ages!
Just watch out for the hookers at the hotels. they work in pairs and surround any guy on his own in seconds. We all ended up walking around in groups of 2-3 or more so we wouldn't be bothered.
although i did have £120 nicked from my jacket pocket.. very good pickpocket!!.. bastard lol
Here I am in Krasnodar some 100k from the Black Sea.
The women here are unbelievable. I shall send clandestine photo evidence a la Cook report when I can. The arts faculty is especially good. Based on my observations, the male to female ratio seems to be about 1:10.
Ladas are very cheap. We rekon we can get a nice one for about 100 dollars. We're also investing 20 quid in a Mega Drive for our dorm room.
Just a quick reply really for those people who actually care about me just to say that I'm ok and the diet of potatoes and vodka hasn't killed me yet. And Gerbil, Stolichnaya = :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: The best ones to get are Rusky Standart (Russian Standard) and Flagman which you can get in England but not everywhere. Plus the export Stoli is a lot nicer than the domestic stuff.
Be cool my comrades. Russia is a phenomenally beautiful country and I'm having a cracking time. Internet access is sporadic so don't expect complex debates from me any time soon. Hope you are all well. I am.
Much love,
Joe
Sounds like your having fun out there. i agree Russia is a beautiful place, and most of the women i saw out there are stunning too. keep us posted.
All sounds good mate, glad to hear you're enjoying yourself out there! Wrapped up in about 5 layers are you?
Bring us back a bottle of Rusky Standart if you can
Plus if you can smuggle a Kalashnikov, I think Gerbil would be forever grateful...
Всего наилучшего!
(I'd like to thank google for that help...)