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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    why cant i seem to buy enough bog roll?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    quarfly wrote:
    Do extraterrestrials really look like this?

    43.jpg

    lol...

    another one... who are they?? (eg 'you know what they say')
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    quarfly wrote:
    Do extraterrestrials really look like this?

    43.jpg
    There's a fair chance they look like that. I mean the being on the back. :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    why are me and my girlfriend never hot or cold at the same time?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    muse- wrote:
    lol...

    another one... who are they?? (eg 'you know what they say')

    I think ET is God of the aliens' religion. He pointed out his finger, and out came ewoqdoc planet and the moon, myrrhasawqiila.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i think zalbs an alien.
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    DEANO MAC wrote:
    i think zalbs an alien.
    You know, they used to call me that... Maybe they were right.

    For a time, I adopted the nickname E.T. because I ended up liking it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    why are boobies so hot ?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Why are people so intimidated by my complete and utter sexiness?
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    rss3000 wrote:
    why are boobies so hot ?
    I'd like to investigate that, but I haven't been able to...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Zalbor wrote:
    I'd like to investigate that, but I haven't been able to...

    MINE ARE SO HOT!
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    SheHasNoTime wrote:
    MINE ARE SO HOT!
    Show me then. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Find them. They're posted on here somewhere. Ask JsT, I think they're on his favourites ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    SheHasNoTime wrote:
    Find them. They're posted on here somewhere. Ask JsT, I think they're on his favourites ;)
    :confused:
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    SheHasNoTime wrote:
    Find them. They're posted on here somewhere. Ask JsT, I think they're on his favourites ;)
    I mean unclothed! :D:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Why do people drive with their fog lights on when it isnt foggy.

    Same goes for full beam, full beam blinds me fucktards dont do it :grump:
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    SheHasNoTime wrote:
    Find them. They're posted on here somewhere. Ask JsT, I think they're on his favourites ;)
    I think I do have them saved somewhere. Good for a grope too. ;)
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