Bad sex

Former Member

What's your worst experience?

I had bad sex with my ex. We were both virgins and he didn't know where to put it and then he couldn't keep it in because he wasn't 'pushing' it enough. I had to help him by sort of sitting up a bit to get it in deeper. Hah. He got going after a while and of course- i got bored and wishing i had a tv behind him to watch!! HAHAH he was clueless. It's ok to be such a bitch because he's since turned out to be an utter fuckwit fucker.

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Have you ever confused a dream with life?

Former Member

How bout this;

Shes on top, doing all the work, looking lovingly into your eyes, you're just about to orgasm and she says "When I'm making love to you I imagine you're someone else!"

... it happened to me. She fucked my head up big time. I hate her. (My ex)

I've been Insane ever since

Former Member

When I lost my virginity my ex was in me for less than a minute and then ran off and broke up with me the next day because he'd been cheating on me.

Needless to say, this screwed up my idea of sex, so I decided to try and make the experience more positive. This guy was being very sweet to me, bought me roses, said all the right things... so I decided to sleep with him. All he did was boast about how he was 12 inches and how good he was in bed and how long he could go for... the whole time we were having sex he was going on and on about himself. All he said about me was "ooh you're tight, I like them young." He put me in his book of people he de-virginized (he didn't count my 30 second adventure). What an asshole!

Former Member

my first time was the worst ting eva. Just imagine the wrost thing that could happen for your first time and that was mine <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif"&gt;