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"Quality Husband Certificate" for one man...

BillieTheBotBillieTheBot Posts: 8,735 Bot
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Imagine the scenario. You've just asked your girlfriend to marry you. She said no. The man's probably gutted. What does he do? Go to the pub to drown his sorrows? Talk to a mate about how he feels? Well, this man didn't...

Clicky. :eek2:
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I could've bet all my savings that this would be a link to ananova.

    Seriously, are you obsessed with that site?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    mystifymysoul wrote:
    I could've bet all my savings that this would be a link to ananova.
    Seriously, are you obsessed with that site?
    Yes. :( What's the cure, of mysterious soul?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote:
    Yes. :( What's the cure, of mysterious soul?

    not posting the shit on here for a start!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote:
    Yes. :( What's the cure, of mysterious soul?

    er...getting a life? :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    mystifymysoul wrote:
    er...getting a life? :p
    Maybe.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Will you stop posting shitty links to fucking Ananova?

    Take it as read we all have it bookmarked.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Things arent going so well for you today are the SG, you seem to make half of the other posters sick or annoyed.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    God you're like Wheresmyplacebo with his BBC news stories in the politics forum. :|

    There are OTHER websites. :|
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bongbudda wrote:
    Things arent going so well for you today are the SG, you seem to make half of the other posters sick or annoyed.

    Aye.

    What a load of bob to be honest he wanted to be tested to prove he's a good husband, if alarm bells weren't ringing before they bloody would be after that!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    thats pretty pathetic i think.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote:
    There are OTHER websites. :|
    Quite.

    Btw Becky, I rather like your av :yes:.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Franki wrote:
    Btw Becky, I rather like your av :yes:.

    Cheers, doll. I was pretty hormonal when I found it. :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote:
    Cheers, doll. I was pretty hormonal when I found it. :D
    Y'know, I couldn't tell ;p.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dear, dear... :yeees:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I like reading the quirky stories on ananova.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    beans wrote:
    What a load of bob to be honest he wanted to be tested to prove he's a good husband, if alarm bells weren't ringing before they bloody would be after that!


    Surely the fact he wanted to be tested just proves that his girlfriend as right in saying NO....as his reponse was naturally the first thing you do after getting your marriage proposal turned down :eek2:
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,324 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    1983 wrote:
    God you're like Wheresmyplacebo with his BBC news stories in the politics forum. :|
    :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,875,648 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and you lot are like the vultures in that film about something or other, that had vultures in and something or other
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