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Touchy topic...penis shape

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
well, first off, i havent been in any sexual encounters in which ive had to expose my penis, which makes this all the more awkward. well, my penis is a pretty decent size, but, its not totally straight...it is kind of bent to the left, noticeably though. is this overly abnormal?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Not at all.Its hard to explain, it whats you do with it that counts and not where its pointing or how long it is. Mines 6 1/2 by the way and thats well good for a 16 year old. Sorry, i just had to tell someone. Dont worry, post me a message sumtime, its the too scared one mate. Laters
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    smiffy if your penis is so huge and great, you shouldnt have any worries about receiving head now should you??!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by freya:
    smiffy if your penis is so huge and great, you shouldnt have any worries about receiving head now should you??!

    Its not smiffy thats worried, its arc arsenal

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    Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    Originally posted by CHEEKy:
    Its not smiffy thats worried, its arc arsenal


    you can't have read the other topic yet.
    Never put off to tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    6 1/2 is that acutally big? that can be true, i guess its average but its not well good i thought
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I thought it was quite small really. i mean i think there must be an equation relating penis size to ego size.. bigger the ego smaller the dick. So yeah, someone who boasts a 'well good' dick is actually.. well pretty small.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i must be the exception.
    Look into these tired eyes. See something you might recognise.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    R0lf r00lz


    Prove it then mrytle ( or havent you got the balls or maybe i should say cock )

    laughs uncontrollably at her own joke :P
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    freya got that 1 right. i mean they must have a pretty low self essteem 2 go around letting every1 know that they r "well hung"!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by freya:
    i think there must be an equation relating penis size to ego size.. bigger the ego smaller the dick.
    <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

    Check the name and watch ur mouth cos i didn't say nought (wow that nearly sounded scary). I leave that subject to other pretenders and just have witty comments about bein God n all that. Some think its funny others think its annoyin
    Hurry up and wait
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    no, i was saying i was the one with a small cock and small ego.
    Look into these tired eyes. See something you might recognise.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    As a bloke, isn't there a joke that all you girls think that 6 1/2 inches is this <<==================>> big ........ that's why you're so crap at parking ?? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"&gt;

    Well it's something like that .... it's not size it's quality that counts .. even though i have to wrap my penis around my waist <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;
    If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

    [This message has been edited by Powerslave (edited 13-05-2001).]
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It's definitely what you do with it that counts. I had a boyfriend who was 12 inches before and he was pretty awful. Mainly because he wouldn't shut up about how huge he was and how lucky I was to be in bed with him. yuk. I've also been with a guy who was pretty small but he was very good in bed.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well mines like average, but i dont lie and say its huge, if people ask me i just say, well id say its normal. i cant bring myself to say it cause if i had any sexual encounters with those people i told, then they would be shocked to see that infact im just average
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i heard 5 1/4 ins. was about average, and that's about what i am.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Most blokes are slightly to the left......
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kat:
    Most blokes are slightly to the left......

    they're all bent are they? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt; :P

    j/k sorry
    Look into these tired eyes. See something you might recognise.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kat:
    Most blokes are slightly to the left......


    yours or mine?

    for me its the right!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/rolleyes.gif"&gt;

    pyrex
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hmmmmm, 4 me it's the right 2, altough i really bet Jack didn't wanna no th@ 1 lol


    Who's name does God use in vain?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    it's jake u dick, and stop bringing up old topics. fucking hell.
    Look into these tired eyes. See something you might recognise.

    [This message has been edited by Turtle (edited 27-05-2001).]
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