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Some jokes please!!
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Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in General Chat
Recently Iv seen theres been a lot of threads about people feeling depressed and things seeming to go wrong etc etc(or is it just me? :chin: )
Anyway,I know its gonna be bad weather from now until june but at least you lot arent gonna be thrashed around an assault coures with water jumps in the middle of december!! :eek2:
Anyway,This is the only joke i can remember but if someone(anyone?)has a chuckle at it I`ll feel chuffed!! :hyper:
3 men standing at a bar talking about what they got their wives for valentines day.
1st man:I got my wife a bottle of wine and roses,so if she doesnt like the wine she`ll have the roses.
2nd man:I got my wife chocolates and lingerie,so if she doesnt like the chocolates shes got the lingerie.
3rd man:I got my wife a card and a dildo,so if she doesnt lke the card she can go fuck herself!!
Anyway,I know its gonna be bad weather from now until june but at least you lot arent gonna be thrashed around an assault coures with water jumps in the middle of december!! :eek2:
Anyway,This is the only joke i can remember but if someone(anyone?)has a chuckle at it I`ll feel chuffed!! :hyper:
3 men standing at a bar talking about what they got their wives for valentines day.
1st man:I got my wife a bottle of wine and roses,so if she doesnt like the wine she`ll have the roses.
2nd man:I got my wife chocolates and lingerie,so if she doesnt like the chocolates shes got the lingerie.
3rd man:I got my wife a card and a dildo,so if she doesnt lke the card she can go fuck herself!!
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heh
I will collect my coat and quietly leave.......