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Jessica Alba Naked

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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damn she looks even hotter topless

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*edited to say - want to post the same old joke do it without the pop ups and dodgy spyware links please *

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    erm, don't think you're allowed to post that.

    read the rules
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Blimey.
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    How rare.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

    Curse my curiosity.

    #1. I knew it was gonna be a fake

    #2. Very lousy photoshop work

    #3. I knew there would be ads and such.

    #4. My friends have quoted me whilst I was drunk: "La dee dah... AAARRGGHH!!!"
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    omg I wish it was real ;[

    </perv>
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jessica Alba is very attractive. Unfortunatley, her second name was also a brand of shitty video-recording-home-hi-fi crap so she has been ruined to me forever. Picturing a shitty video chewing up a tape can really spoil the "moment".

    Anyway, carry on :o
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bugger...*Heart Attack*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *throws rock at the culprit*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    WTF that's some scary shit!!!

    Not that I'd ever click a link to see a naked woman of course. :o
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I knew of Alba as the make of hi-fi equipment, but who the hell is J.Alba?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Monserrat wrote:
    I knew of Alba as the make of hi-fi equipment, but who the hell is J.Alba?

    exactly what I was thinking.. :confused:
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Singer, actress.

    Fantastic Four, Sin City, and others.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Zalbor wrote:
    Singer, actress.

    Fantastic Four, Sin City, and others.
    Dark Angel!!! Was the first time I ever saw her, prolly how she broke into the industry.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    fs i missed it ;[
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    jake0 wrote:
    fs i missed it ;[
    SAme.

    What was it?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    SAme.

    What was it?
    Stupid, mostly.

    I'm just gonna say that I'm glad I didn't have my sound on.
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    *x*franki chicken*x* wrote:
    Stupid, mostly.

    I'm just gonna say that I'm glad I didn't have my sound on.

    0_o... hmm. With that it was on the net... scared already.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Exactly.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Zalbor wrote:
    Singer,

    say it's not so!

    that must be awful
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Infinite wrote:
    Jessica Alba is very attractive. Unfortunatley, her second name was also a brand of shitty video-recording-home-hi-fi crap so she has been ruined to me forever. Picturing a shitty video chewing up a tape can really spoil the "moment".

    Anyway, carry on :o
    A big fat "Hee" to you, good sir. :D
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