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total orgasms in a lifetime

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
a report in the paper yesterday claims that German people orgasm for a total of 16 hours in their lifetimes. Well i reckon thats not a lot at all.

I have orgasmed almost everyday for the past 14 years and if i live to be 70 odd i work out thats about 60hours of orgams (if an orgasm lasts 10secs). Does that make me over sexually active, sound i expect my labido to die to eventually leave me with a miserable 16 hours of orgasms? I hope not!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well it's an average isn't it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    How many times do you expect to get it on though when your 70 ewww :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Cristal wrote:
    a report in the paper yesterday claims that German people orgasm for a total of 16 hours in their lifetimes. Well i reckon thats not a lot at all.

    I have orgasmed almost everyday for the past 14 years and if i live to be 70 odd i work out thats about 60hours of orgams (if an orgasm lasts 10secs). Does that make me over sexually active, sound i expect my labido to die to eventually leave me with a miserable 16 hours of orgasms? I hope not!


    wait wait wait, so you've had an orgasm nearly every day since you were 7?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    So working on a 10sec average orgasm thats 5760 orgasms in a life time....hmmm yeah I'd think thats fairly average, 193 a year for a 30 year sex life.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Im guessing I'll still be at 0 secs when I'm old and grey :nervous:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yup-since i was 7. Why is that not normal? could u not get it up when u were 7?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Cristal wrote:
    yup-since i was 7. Why is that not normal? could u not get it up when u were 7?


    Nope, and I still can't now.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    7 is extremely early.

    Getting it up has nothing to do whether you masturbate or not.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    no, i dont think 7 is early- most girls have their 1st orgasm at 4 but dont even know that thats what it was. I only remember cos i kept a diary back then.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A 10-second orgasm is a very long orgasm.

    It doesn't mean sex, it means the actual orgasm.

    Oh, and I don't believe you've been coming since you were 7.
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    I was wanking before I was 7.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote:
    I was wanking before I was 7.

    Yeah, but does shooting blanks count? It was more just 'cos it felt pleasurable ...
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    Teagan wrote:
    Yeah, but does shooting blanks count? It was more just 'cos it felt pleasurable ...

    Course it does. It's still wanking.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Everyone knows you only get a bucket and a half in a lifetime. That's all I got.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    leese wrote:
    Im guessing I'll still be at 0 secs when I'm old and grey :nervous:
    Me too. Tell ya what if we both hit 70 I'll get you off ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MattLiverpool wrote:
    I worked it out i'v had nearly 10,000 orgasms in my lifetime. Usually once a day, in the past 3 times daily.. Most is 7 in a day.

    Going by the fact that you stated in another post that you started wanking at 10 and you are 19 or so now, this means that you must wank on average between 2 and 3 times a day ... every day ... Not much entertainment up in Liverpool then? ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well currently I'm on 0, but ho hum.
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    *x*franki chicken*x* wrote:
    Well currently I'm on 0, but ho hum.
    Owned.

    You need a sexy man hunk.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Most I've had is 4 in one day, done that a few times, 7 times, seems like a lot of hard work to me
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JsT wrote:
    Owned.

    You need a sexy man hunk.
    I have one darling :p.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Does it count with people or on your own?
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    turlough wrote:
    Most I've had is 4 in one day, done that a few times, 7 times, seems like a lot of hard work to me

    When I was younger (and a lot more sensitive) I'd have no problem in cracking that amount out.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    whats blue balls?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    zooby wrote:
    whats blue balls?

    When you are sexually aroused without 'doing' anything. Your balls become very sensitive.
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