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Love bites

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    don;t get drunk

    Look into these tired eyes. See something you might recognise.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i sed "how do you get rid of them?" not getting drunk does not get rid of them!

    Shit Happens...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    it does so get rid of htem in the long run, stop complaining.

    tell ur girl about it, tell her stop.

    Look into these tired eyes. See something you might recognise.
  • Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    shut up.

    toothpaste.

    i heard.

    never had one tho. cant help too much.

    Never put off to tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ugh i used to get love bites off my boyfriend when i was in yr 8. that musta made me 13??? how stupid and slutty did i look?!!? <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/redface.gif"&gt;

    toothpaste and polo necks <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    There's a girl in my mirror
    I wonder who she is
    Sometimes I think I know her
    Sometimes I really wish I did
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru


    hey!
    i dont no wether it is true but i have ben told that if you rub thoothpaste on
    the love bite it should calm it don and it should be gone in a day or so!
    or
    give your girlfriend love bite right on her neck or boob were people can see them and then see how she likes it!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yuck, i hate love bites, just thought i add that in! LOL
    toothpaste is really good. im coming from experience. it does help!! and of course...you can always pinch some concealer or powder from your sister's room...

    to stop trying to get rid of them...the best option is, tell your woman u don't like them. saves all the hassle really.

    children in the front causes accidents...accidents in the back causes children...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I hate lovebites, i think they make me look like a real slut (no offence anyone) so i try to avoid gettin them but when i do toothpaste does help.

    Cya ~Dreamer
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Buy a selection of polo neck jumpers they'll cover it up .... then again that might work in Winter .... not in the current heatwave !! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;

    If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by thedevilherself:
    give your girlfriend love bite right on her... boob were people can see them and then see how she likes it!

    Do you often show people love bites on your breasticles?

    The last beutiful free soul on this planet.
  • Girl-From-MarsGirl-From-Mars Posts: 2,822 Boards Guru
    Originally posted by jeffrey:
    Do you often show people love bites on your breasticles?


    rofl thats what i was gonna say but never did get round to it. and youve been listening to too much sara cox methinks <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

    Never put off to tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Girl-From-Mars:
    youve been listening to too much sara cox methinks

    I don't listen to too much. It's on far too early in the morning. I might catch the last half hour if i've not been up too late.

    The last beutiful free soul on this planet.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sounds stupid but Chalk....
    Chalk lightens the bruise..........just amke sure so don't go suckign the chalk.......Nasty!!!
    BTW do blokes like have love bites? i hate them on fellas..

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