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The leader of the free world asks permission to go pee
BillieTheBot
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4249646.stmWhile talk at the UN world summit was focused on terrorism and internal reform, George W Bush appeared to have been caught short.
And, he is said to have turned to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice for advice.
"I think I may need a bathroom break? Is this possible?" a Reuters news agency photographer caught him writing in a note to Ms Rice.
I don't know what is more worrying: that the leader of the free world needs to ask permission to go to the bathroom, or that he seems to be unsure as to whether he needs a toilet break or not. Most people 'know' when they have to go to the bathroom by the age of 4.
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Good on him!
Hopefully this is just a prelude to him withdrawing all the US funding from the UN.
It also casts further doubt on his mental abilities (which weren't exactly regarded as great so far).
Not very comforting for someone in charge of a nuclear arsenal to be honest.
As for the UN... if only the US were really to withdraw, the organisation and the rest of the world could indeed get on with things. We can only hope...
I think it's more that he's aware that protocol is important - even if he doesn't know the precise detail for every eventuality.
Me thinks you are a little too jaded in your opinion at times
Which would be an excellent occurance, as the UN is a useless defunct organisation which has no palce in the modren world.
There are lots of things that could be drawn from the note, and the fact that it was written.
Yes, I might be a little jaded when it comes to the chimp... but it's only a reaction to those who still argue to this day that Bush is actually somewhat intelligent. The fact is that if he were any thicker and slow he'd be in an institution.
Of course we are only ASSUMING that it was a pee that he needed ... considering that the previous president thought "oral sex" was not "sexual relations", maybe GW was wanting a wank .. ? May have been Condaleeza's perfume perhaps ... ?
What a horrible thought ... chimp-face frantically popping one off while the rest of the world's leaders were deep in discussion over global terrorism etc ... he does have a low attention span, doesn't he?
Surely not :eek:
George W. Bush, taking illegal drugs. Never happen
With the contempt the US government seems to show the UN i hardly think it would collapse without US funding, seeing as the funding is based on population size of nations.
Though even though they hate it i cant see them leaving it in the near future.
Why would they withdraw funding from thier lapdog? They control it anyway, what difference does it make? Notice how the US wants to keep good relations with China for now, the UN leave it alone... and attack Cuba, who has far less Human rights violations than China. And hte UN ignoring the fact Guantanamo exists, of course.
Either he got up and left. Or he asked for a break.
personally I think it shows he's got some basic respect and manners for the procedures of the UN and the leaders there present.
True.
Or he can't go to the toilet without permission yet.
No, the US provides nearly half of the entire UN budget.
The UN can't hold a candle to the decades long corruption and flagrant criminality demonstrated by Washington (and its corporate leeches).
However, it is immature to find this funny. I would want to make sure that going to the loo wasn't deemed impolite if I were in an important meeting.
What a surprise, a leftist twat who wants to shut some one up because they do not agree with what they have to say.
Is it really not obvious that he wanted to know if it was possible, or acceptable to just walk out? "Is this possible" is different to "can i go pee", as anyone who can read properly will tell you.
Aw bless!