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How to talk dirty due sex....

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
We boys know that girls love filthy talk due sex and i've do so many times only that i'm not sure if my porn-talk is working....

My typical line would be something like:
"your pussy is soaking.... and it feels great", or "put your wet minge in my face....".

However, my partners face looks bemused ( :o )! maybe my talk is not upto scratch.

Anyone care to lend me some porn-talk scripts.......
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i wouldnt tend to bother unless it was specifically asked for, i generally have other things on my mind at the time..ill try and think of some tho, i must have seen enough porn in my time to remember some, some however, may get you a slapping.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    made in england wrote:
    maybe my talk is not up to scratch.
    Maybe? Hahahahahahahahaahahaha
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Put your wet minge in my face.

    Classic!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    made in england wrote:
    "your pussy is soaking.... and it feels great",
    My personal favourite was that one. Why the big pause (geddit? pause/paws?) in the middle though? :yeees:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Put your wet minge in my face, I also have to agree that made me laugh, try to lay off the porn type comments, I find that you'll know when to use any sort of lines and that the speak will also come naturally ( well it did for me ) :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Can you REALLY not think up any yourself????

    How about "C'mon, bitch, stick that 12" dildo up my butt and make me feel like the lady-boy slut that I am!!!!"

    :confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The "I want to/am going to fuck you" at some point is usually good.

    I thinbk you have to put a few complaments into dirty talk,
    your wet/tight for me thats so good/sweet etc
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kermit wrote:
    Put your wet minge in my face.

    Classic!

    hahahahahahahahaha

    Sure is :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    So what about that thread in relationships where you said you were a virgin then...?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    made in england wrote:
    My typical line would be something like:
    "your pussy is soaking.... and it feels great", or "put your wet minge in my face....".

    Your not Alan Partridge are you?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Im here to fix your boiler
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jon_UK wrote:
    Your not Alan Partridge are you?

    knowing me, alan partridge, knowing you,wet minge... ah-haa



    :lol:

    sorry, it had to be done :blush:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    made in england wrote:
    "put your wet minge in my face....".

    :lol:

    God god, you're lucky your partner only looks bemused! I'd be wetting myself laughing if anyone ever said that to me!

    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tell her you'll stick your willy wonka between her umpaloompas.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jon_UK wrote:
    Your not Alan Partridge are you?

    Lol.

    "What do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre? I'll be honest I'm dead against it".

    Give that a go.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    -[MoonRat]- wrote:
    Tell her you'll stick your willy wonka between her umpaloompas.
    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Museman wrote:
    Lol.

    "What do you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre? I'll be honest I'm dead against it".

    Give that a go.

    :lol: Love it!!

    "Smell my cheese" :sour:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Harmless wrote:

    "Smell my cheese" :sour:


    :yuck:
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    oh baby oh baby I want you I need you :yeees:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I want you to slam your cock right into my pussy and fuck me like the little whore you and I know I really am. Sort that out so you say you're slamming your cock into her tight little pussy.

    Ta da! Everyone's happy. NEVER EVER mention minge/fanny during sex. It's so chav/neddy.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote:
    I want you to slam your cock right into my pussy and fuck me like the little whore you and I know I really am. Sort that out so you say you're slamming your cock into her tight little pussy.

    Ta da! Everyone's happy. NEVER EVER mention minge/fanny during sex. It's so chav/neddy.

    You have to pick the right moment to say something like that.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Iknowyourmum wrote:
    You have to pick the right moment to say something like that.

    Sup Captain Obvious?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote:
    Sup Captain Obvious?

    Yeah its easy to make a fuckup aint it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Iknowyourmum wrote:
    Yeah its easy to make a fuckup aint it.

    True dat, homie.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm rather alarmed I think you have all be listening in on me when I'm having a bit of nookie-you, you perves!!

    My blokee always says stuff and the worst he says is who's the daddy-er please no mention of daddy, dad father or any other paternal type word-do i really want to think of you as my daddy? no!!! Shhh!

    I really should tell him-or maybe i should say who's the mommy and see if he finds that sexy!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    made in england wrote:
    My typical line would be something like:
    "your pussy is soaking.... and it feels great", or "put your wet minge in my face....".
    That is about as much of a turn on as seeing the Tory Cabinet wearing nothing but G-strings.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    made in england wrote:
    We boys know that girls love filthy talk due sex

    Who says?!

    Compliments, sexual, sweet talk yeah im sure all girls go for that but we dont ALL love filthy talk.

    If the girl asks for it yeah do it. If not .... lay off! If its not what she wnats to hear you may well end up being kicked out of the bed!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    made in england wrote:
    We boys know that girls love filthy talk due sex and i've do so many times only that i'm not sure if my porn-talk is working....

    My typical line would be something like:
    "your pussy is soaking.... and it feels great", or "put your wet minge in my face....".

    However, my partners face looks bemused ( :o )! maybe my talk is not upto scratch.

    Anyone care to lend me some porn-talk scripts.......

    Unless it comes naturally, don't bother!
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    stargalaxy wrote:
    That is about as much of a turn on as seeing the Tory Cabinet wearing nothing but G-strings.
    The thought of that makes me wet ;d
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jowolvo wrote:
    I'm rather alarmed I think you have all be listening in on me when I'm having a bit of nookie-you, you perves!!

    My blokee always says stuff and the worst he says is who's the daddy-er please no mention of daddy, dad father or any other paternal type word-do i really want to think of you as my daddy? no!!! Shhh!

    I really should tell him-or maybe i should say who's the mommy and see if he finds that sexy!!

    LOL!! :lol:

    I agree totally you shud ask him hu's the mommy! i might try that next time my man says that!
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