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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Politics & Debate
Society is falling apart.

Gays roam about freely. People binge drink. Sex is promoted too much.

We need to live BY THE BIBLE!

I'm from Little Rock, Arkansas, USA and I'm appealing to ALL so they can be saved.

Homosexuals are ruining our country! They strut around and demand "gay rights"! Well NO ONE UNDER GOD should have the right to be homosexual. Penis should enter a vagina, within the context of marriage. A penis should never enter an ass.
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Banned by 9am.

    See you in another month or so monocrat.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yer

    OMG I POSTED IN P&D WTF
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Please take the hint this time. We don't want you here!!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Give your lives to God!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    erm im betting that he is going to be banned pre 9am,

    i say before 7:45am

    after all i know that jim roams these boards early
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You fail at pretending to be a troll.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    They dont fail, he/she/it/they succeeded
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lamneth1985 wrote:
    Give your lives to God!!

    Which one?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Man Of Kent wrote:
    Which one?

    No, you're reading it wrong, you personally should give your lives to God.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    But I only have one life, I'm not ready to give it up yet... :(

    Do you think that there's a deadline, do you reckon that I can get some grace on it or do you think I have to give it up today?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Give a few of them now, and a few later.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Shame this guy can't stay. I would have had such fun with him. :wave:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lamneth1985 wrote:
    A penis should never enter an ass.

    I'm pretty sure beastiality is illegal already pal.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    jesussaves4ha.gif
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ... but Rooney scores on the rebound....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Surely Juan Pablo Angel? ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bahahahahhaha, hilarious troll.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Aladdin wrote:
    Surely Juan Pablo Angel? ;)

    :no:

    One pun too many...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Man Of Kent wrote:
    :no:

    One pun too many...

    Theres no such thing.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Don't be crossed MoK.
















    :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh, for Christ's sake :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Man Of Kent wrote:
    Oh, for Christ's sake :(

    For God's sake stop it you two!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    CptCoatHanger wrote:
    For God's sake stop it you two!

    Each of us has our cross to bare.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A bit of a thorny issue generally, isn't it?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It is an Almighty mess...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Man Of Kent wrote:
    A bit of a thorny issue generally, isn't it?

    These puns are getting a little hell-ish now chaps.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bongbudda wrote:
    It is an Almighty mess...

    .. but one should always look on the bright side of life...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I find these puns offensive but i'm going to turn the other cheek
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Let he who is without sin cast the first pun :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Shall we get to the crux of the matter?
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