Erection Problems

Former Member

I'm a 75 year old bisexual male who is having problems raising an erection in order to satisfy my 32 year old partner. I have tried Viagra but it just goes in one end and out the other, leaving me with an extremely red ring. I have had a very fruitfull love life in the last year since i met my partner Hillary but in bed she likes to be called Queen DEATH. And i like to be known as KING OF THE UNDERWORLD. But when im with Harry who is my darling Princess of DOOM, I am now just the taker and not the giver so life becomes a breeze from cock up to cock down. Please help me lots of dark love Mr. Reid

Former Member

I FUKIN LUV SATAN wrote:

I'm a 75 year old bisexual male who is having problems raising an erection in order to satisfy my 32 year old partner. I have tried Viagra but it just goes in one end and out the other, leaving me with an extremely red ring. I have had a very fruitfull love life in the last year since i met my partner Hillary but in bed she likes to be called Queen DEATH. And i like to be known as KING OF THE UNDERWORLD. But when im with Harry who is my darling Princess of DOOM, I am now just the taker and not the giver so life becomes a breeze from cock up to cock down. Please help me lots of dark love Mr. Reid

Oh my god that is so wierd!!!!! I like to be called Queen DEATH in bed too!!!! :eek:

Former Member

I thought we promised not to tell anyone?

Former Member

Don't fear my child, i suffered from the same problem when i was your age but it is just due to a malfunction in the penis. The simple solution is to stick it in soft and then as the sensation arouse your penis it goes solid :yes: I also have an extremely red ring whilst in the sack and reccomend that you stuff a cold wet sock up your rectum beforehand it goes soft and a shade of blue. Also a tip for improving anal sex is to shout the name of your father extremely loud. Good luck.

Former Member

king of the ring wrote:

Don't fear my child, i suffered from the same problem when i was your age but it is just due to a malfunction in the penis. The simple solution is to stick it in soft and then as the sensation arouse your penis it goes solid :yes: I also have an extremely red ring whilst in the sack and reccomend that you stuff a cold wet sock up your rectum beforehand it goes soft and a shade of blue. Also a tip for improving anal sex is to shout the name of your father extremely loud. Good luck.

yes definately.

Thats the best advice ive heard in a while...

Former Member

funny how they're both on their first posts. nowt better to do it seems. well, he's got to bide some time seeing as he's not getting any.

Former Member

listen u litle fukin arse hole u think iv got nowt betta 2 b dooin....y the fuk r u on this fukin forum we r takein the piss bt the sad thing is ther is actually nobs like urself out ther hoo take this pish seeriously

Former Member

Ringpiece :crazyeyes

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king of the ring wrote:

listen u litle fukin arse hole u think iv got nowt betta 2 b dooin....y the fuk r u on this fukin forum we r takein the piss bt the sad thing is ther is actually nobs like urself out ther hoo take this pish seeriously

if you dont like it, go away and do something else!

we aint making you come on here.

what harm is it doing to you anyways?

its funny really, the stuff on here is in the real world, peoples lives, it aint a joke. perhaps you should join the real world hey?

Former Member

king of the ring wrote:

listen u litle fukin arse hole u think iv got nowt betta 2 b dooin....y the fuk r u on this fukin forum we r takein the piss bt the sad thing is ther is actually nobs like urself out ther hoo take this pish seeriously

Shut it you chav dickhead :yippe:

Former Member

:rolleyes: troll alert

Former Member

Drink this, it'll help.

Former Member

lol it is a fukin joke
the lot of use r a bunch of fukin sads wit pathetic litle pishy lives im 75 iv seen the world nd i luv 2 laugh a t cum stains like urselves

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king of the ring wrote:

lol it is a fukin joke
the lot of use r a bunch of fukin sads wit pathetic litle pishy lives im 75 iv seen the world nd i luv 2 laugh a t cum stains like urselves

You're 75?

And you're calling people 'cum stains'?

Tut.

Former Member

this is a joke right

Former Member

'nuff said

Former Member

I FUKIN LUV SATAN wrote:

Please help me lots of dark love Mr. Reid

Mr Reid, you were a shit Physics teacher and I failed GCSE because of you. :crying:

Former Member

Oh dear, how strange....

Former Member

I think this thread was a result of two 12 year olds with a lot of spare time... :yuck:

Former Member

this is just a subtle thread lol

Former Member

you've got to laugh at the idiocy that would make someone think they could pass as a 75 yr old....whilst using text talk!

Former Member

You got to laugh at the idiocy of someone who has so much spare time that they do this.

Presumably they set the second account up because they are so lacking in friends they only have themselves to talk to.

JsT

I hate school holidays.

Former Member

for some reason i thought this thread was yours james ;[

JsT

jake0 wrote:

for some reason i thought this thread was yours james ;[

Wanker.