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Mates, aye like shite

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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Isnt it weird that you find out that you 'thought' some fooker was a mate but really they are just little shites who are full of gobshite. Ignoring you, not returninf calls and al that crap and stufff.

I found that out recently, i wont fall for that fooker again, nah i wont.

Its likee Big Bruver, i reckon its spies or somat, out to find out crack of yer tthen fuck yer right off...............fuckety fuck

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    fuck. ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    People like that suck.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i dunno why im wafflinng on here bout it anyhow so change o topic me thinks:

    Wheres the old fart at ?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    under a rock.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    OI OI its the nun! Hows it going?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Girl_gunner wrote:
    OI OI its the nun! Hows it going?


    elloo :wave:

    aye is ok, im bit weres for wear ton9ight though. 2 halfs and im away, cant takee the pace eh :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    here's me thinkin you were a hardened drinker!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lack of sleeep, lack of food and drikning do no mix :no:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Naughty nun. promise me you'll drink at least a pint of water before bed?:p *motherly tone*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Girl_gunner wrote:
    Naughty nun. promise me you'll drink at least a pint of VODKA before bed?:p *motherly tone*

    aye nee probs me dear ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Becky getting drunk is the reason for the moral decline in society, all the wee people (like myself) follow her mature and sensible example in an effort to look 'adult' by getting pissed and falling over.

    In my opinion, there should be more drunk nuns about :p
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    There should be more good booze about. And possibly more pot.

    Some people are shitters and have all the loyalty and honour of a... well, actually, there is nothing with less. So, perhaps we should enslave them?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    There should be more good booze about. And possibly more pot.

    Some people are shitters and have all the loyalty and honour of a... well, actually, there is nothing with less. So, perhaps we should enslave them?

    Even as slaves they'd just mope around moaning and whingeing though :banghead:
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Well then,thats a problem. Let's stop animal testing and use them.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    Well then,thats a problem. Let's stop animal testing and use them.

    Well, we could always be a little more imaginative. In October, fox hunting season starts and no doubt they'll all be moaning because it's banned now. I'm sure we can find an amicable solution :). Two birds with one stone?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i will have to take becky out for a night of free drink, i mean if two halfs get her away, be a cheap night for me
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    she always seems to sneak back in when i'm out of town!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It wasnt me here last night it was an imposter...........honestly :yeees:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    BeckyBoo wrote:
    It wasnt me here last night it was an imposter...........honestly :yeees:

    ahh well that makes it out that the real becky is a boring old fart who is no fun
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tonight was the second time my mate went offline when I asked her if she wanted to meet up :(.
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