the biscuit question!

Former Member

so what kind of sex biscuit are you?

first we have the rich tea,nice but gone way too quickly,

next we have the digestive, lasts longer but still crumbles quickly

following this we have the ginger nut,thinks hes the best but isnt that good

we also have the kit kat, needs quite a few breathers (take a break)

but finally we have the hobknob,goes for ages and is really good!


be h0nest ...what biscuit are you (or your partner,prob easier to say lol)?!
feel free to add own biscuits!

Former Member

Lol. Did you make these up yourself, or find them elsewhere?

Former Member

mystifymysoul wrote:

Lol. Did you make these up yourself, or find them elsewhere?

the hobknob and rich tea are based on the dunking joke in peterkay but allt he relations to sex are totally originally made up by me! :thumb:

Former Member

Haha I thought this was going to be about that game blokes supposedly play with a biscuit when they're drunk...

:yuck:

Former Member

which is?

Former Member

kit kat, but only because i perform so well

Former Member

someone on here is bound to be the tesco economy biscuit

sometimes last a while, sometimes dont, you never know what you are going to get, its just something cheap you can pick up from an aisle, and while not that good, never gets worse

Former Member

My hobknob called me a hobknob!!! hehe!!! im wonderful!!!!

Teh_Gerbil

Soggy Biscuit, indeed. My mate in the army played that once. He scares me. Alot. Although he did give me a grenade handle.

I have no idea what I am. I am a bourban now for some reason. Someone make up a definition...

Former Member

ophelia_firefly wrote:

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is that the one where they all sit in a room with a digestive or something similar in the middle and jack off, then come onto the biscuit, and whoever comes last has to eat it? :yuck:

Limp biscuit...

Former Member

hobknob!