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Make your own Conspiracy Theory

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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Make your own Conspiracy Theory
http://www.cjnetworks.com/~cubsfan/conspiracy.html

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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    What They Don't Want You to Know
    In order to understand The death of many people you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Nazi's made up of English people with help from Goths.
    The conspiracy first started during World war 3 in London. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including JFK's assasination.

    Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by Toe nail picking.

    They want to murder Jebus Cheese and imprison resisters in Braintree using Busses.

    In order to prepare for this, we all must Murder. Since the media is controlled by The lib dems we should get our information from The Tories.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    heres mine :lol:

    What They Don't Want You to Know
    In order to understand evolution you need to realize that everything is controlled by a herd made up of perfect boyfriends with help from a gang.
    The conspiracy first started during yesterday in Canada. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including death of the pope.

    Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by attention seeking.

    They want to stab the salvation army and imprison resisters in shit creek using 3-wheelers.

    In order to prepare for this, we all must not. Since the media is controlled by wankers we should get our information from people that are also wankers.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    In order to understand evil you need to realize that everything is controlled by a empire made up of jews with help from blinghurst crew.

    The conspiracy first started during world war 85 in jupiter. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including big bang.

    Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by clearing throat.

    They want to gouging somoenes eyes out thesite.org and imprison resisters in pulboruogh using legs.

    In order to prepare for this, we all must war. Since the media is controlled by adolph hitler we should get our information from david davis.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    In order to understand life you need to realize that everything is controlled by a student made up of redhead with help from collection.

    The conspiracy first started during crusades in eastbourne. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including 9/11.

    Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by mind control.

    They want to trout slap God and imprison resisters in hell using seaplanes.

    In order to prepare for this, we all must pickup. Since the media is controlled by viking we should get our information from neocons.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    so without doing the silly madlibs thingy, i do actually have this google conspiracy theory on wav somewhere - if you're cool you would've already heard it
    yus that is all
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    TheSite.org sells arms to international Gemo terrorists.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    TheSite.org sells arms to international Gemo terrorists.

    Shocking! :shocking:
    arm2.jpg
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