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I went to the football saturday and then had a 'gathering' at mine saturday night. Now firstly we had been drinking all day, so by the time 7.30 came around drinking became a nightmare and out came the ounce and around 6 of settles leaving the rest of the party to get on with it, then of course as always a mate turns up 'guess what i've got' *here we go again* and we smoked waiting to come up <IMG alt="image" SRC="smile.gif" border="0"> nobody else at the party realised what us 7 were up to so we hid away upstairs, anyway a few pills later on top of the rest and we are quite a state <IMG alt="image" SRC="smile.gif" border="0"> at 5 in the morning ish i told them i was going downstairs to check on everything, when i got there only a few were left in the lounge so i stayed for 2mins for a chat *doesn't learn* meanwhile my wrecked mates have somehow decided i'd gone out for a pizza <IMG alt="image" SRC="confused.gif" border="0"> and they fancied a walk, so without checking the lounge they set out in search <IMG alt="image" SRC="rolleyes.gif" border="0"> bit stupid as the area was unfamiliar. Bit later on i go back up and nobody, searched the house - nobody so i phoned one of them on his mobile and asked where are you 'I have got no fucking idea' he replied, any street name ? 'no' we are in the middle of nowhere. Great so i pondered and decided to go see if they were at the local park, got there no sign, so i phoned again - they hadn't even seen a park, so by now we are all wondering around fucked, them lost and very cold. Upon my travels i found my beloved forest hot water bottle <IMG alt="image" SRC="rolleyes.gif" border="0"> very odd ? well i picked it up took it home and thought they had nicked it and thats how they had got lost <IMG alt="image" SRC="mad.gif" border="0">
About 6.30 in they roll having got a taxi, looking very guilty, they all got a bit giggly so i told them i knew, so they laughed more, they then informed me very slowly that they thought i gone for a pizza and went to search, but in there wrecked state had decided if they got lost it would be cold, so they took quilts, hot water bottles, pillows, a radio, the weed & baccy, beer, food and my hugo boss spray <IMG alt="image" SRC="rolleyes.gif" border="0"> and had lost the fuckin lot <IMG alt="image" SRC="mad.gif" border="0"> we spent 2 and a half hours at sunrise searching to find 1 stella and a pillow ! It's funny now and was odd then, you kust can't get angry in that state, had to replace them all at great cost ! Just though i'd share my odd night with you all, anybody else got any mad 'that time of the night stories' ?
About 6.30 in they roll having got a taxi, looking very guilty, they all got a bit giggly so i told them i knew, so they laughed more, they then informed me very slowly that they thought i gone for a pizza and went to search, but in there wrecked state had decided if they got lost it would be cold, so they took quilts, hot water bottles, pillows, a radio, the weed & baccy, beer, food and my hugo boss spray <IMG alt="image" SRC="rolleyes.gif" border="0"> and had lost the fuckin lot <IMG alt="image" SRC="mad.gif" border="0"> we spent 2 and a half hours at sunrise searching to find 1 stella and a pillow ! It's funny now and was odd then, you kust can't get angry in that state, had to replace them all at great cost ! Just though i'd share my odd night with you all, anybody else got any mad 'that time of the night stories' ?
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she come in to my room. My mate was sleepin on the settee bed and i was i my single bed when i told her she could get in with me. What a laugh! Me and my mate were off our heads cos it was our first time and the first time she had done any drugs and my sister was gurnin in my ear cos shed had pills. Ive never had such a laugh in all my life. I just wanted to go to sleep but it wasnt happenin, we kept laughin untill i hadto get ut and go to work.
Thye story may not be as good as urs eb but it was just as good to me. Imagine 2 peaople in a single bed, one in a settee bed all squashed up in little room of our huge house, speakin wiv yoghurt mouth and just laughin the nite away. Best night ive had in a long time. cant wait for this weekend!
*tries to think of a good story*
Hmm... nope... i'll get back to ya.
A little history first... My mate James seems to have this problem where he gets too wrecked, falls asleep and then does something weird while sleepwalking. Mostly pissing in places he shouldn't (in the bin, on my mates feet while he's asleep etc).
Well last friday, we spent most of the nite up the local pub and had decided to drop a couple of millers when we started to get a bit low on cash. Anyway, one of my other mates Jess said it'd be alrite to go back to hers and have a smoke cos her old man was on a trip and her mum wouldn't mind us there. So we sat round having a smoke until Jimmer fell asleep next to his bird on the bed.
2am came round and it was getting stuffy in Jess room, so we all decided to have a walk outside. We tried waking Jimmer but it was impossible, so we decided that we leave him for a while and we left the house.
Within 5 mins I had a phone call from him saing he'd been kicked out the house and that he was sitting in my motor outside. At this, I quickly hurried back to the car. Now the whole story started to emerge why he'd been kicked out. It wasn't as simple as he'd let on at first.
Apparently he'd woken up standing up outside Jess's mother's room while her mother was screaming 'Get out' at him.
Jess then went in to investigate and ask her mother what all the fuss was about. 2 minutes later she came outside and let Jimmer have a full whack in the gob. <IMG alt="image" SRC="confused.gif" border="0">
Aparrently while we were gone Jimmer had got up, gone into Jess's mother room and got into bed with her. <IMG alt="image" SRC="eek.gif" border="0"> He must have thought he was still with his bird cos he then started cuddling up to her and 'Touching her bits' in Jess's mother own words. <IMG alt="image" SRC="eek.gif" border="0"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="eek.gif" border="0"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="eek.gif" border="0">
Apperently she woke up to find someone in bed with her and she instantly thought it was her husband coming back from a buisness trip early. When she realised it was my gurning, pissed up mate she went ballistic.
Everyone seemed real shocked at first but I just couldn't help laughing. Then they all tried to keep it hush hush but here was no way I was gonna keep quit about it.
We have been ripping him to pieces all week. He aint ever gonna live it down.
Still brings a massive grin to my face now. <IMG alt="image" SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0">
So he called an ambulance. And on the grounds that it would make them get there quicker... he told them he had been stabbed. So, obviously, a police van and 2 cars pull up pretty soon after, arrest my mate for drunk and disorderly and take him to his cell.
Yes, we still laugh at him. <IMG alt="image" SRC="smile.gif" border="0">
oh, that cheered me up no end. I dont have anything that is anywhere near as funny as that, but since Skive has instructed me to post as well as read here I suppose you can all have a good laugh at me in the "Dublin Incident":
We were on a four-day stag party in Dublin this summer, it was true Irish carnage, real drink for breakfast, lunch and dinner stuff. I (being one of the few girls there) was struggling to keep up, but doin myself proud nevertheless.
Anyway on the final night, we were pissed (of course, by this stage we woke up pissed and just kept going) and decided to head to a club. Someone scored some pills and I got one. I took half b4 getting in, then half in the toilets a hour later when I failed to come up. The problem being that when I came out of the toilet cubicle there were some girls there,just as they start to cut some coke beside the sink, a security-bitch-from-hell comes in and throws us all out. You can imagine how sympathetic she was to my "but I'm not with them!" plea! ha! <IMG alt="image" SRC="mad.gif" border="0">
So I get frog-marched out of there without a chance to tell any of my mates what had happened. Alone on the streets of Dublin not a good idea, so I get a taxi back to the B&B and settle down in front of the TV to wait for the guys to finish in the club and come back to find me. Sensible, depressed ALONE little me, I resigned myself to a shit night of sober-tv-watching on the bed in my room.
then, holy fuck, I come up. No, that's putting it too mildly... my body actually jerked like I'd been shocked with those paddles they use on Casualty. I came UP with a bang. I have never had a pill like it b4 or since, it was unbelievable.
So here am I... off my tits, alone in a B&B at 2am. The small calm bit of my brain warns me not to freak out but to keep busy. So I end up:
packing & unpacking me & my b/f's clothes three times
going for a run up and down the B&B's four flights of stairs four half an hour till I spot the cctv cameras
Finding the night doorman and engaging him in witty and intelligent conversation (you can imagine) <IMG alt="image" SRC="rolleyes.gif" border="0">
Taking four, yes FOUR showers. two cold showers (DO this on pills, it kicks ASS!!), then two hot showers cos I was worried about giving myself the cold without realising it.
I then made Big Brother style wall prints of myself while I was still wet
Then I broke into the laundry room and stole about 10 towels to mop up the resulting flood in the bathroom floor.
When my boyfriend eventually returned at 5.30am, I was dancing round the room to MTV with the window wide open in nothing but a bath towel! <IMG alt="image" SRC="eek.gif" border="0">
Talk about climbing the fucking walls, I haven't lived that one down since!!
I'd give my right arm to have another one of those pills, though, that was the most mental high I've ever had! <IMG alt="image" SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0">
I can't seem to think of many others for some reason, I'm sure theres loads...
My sister hadn't been taking pills long when at a party one night she was pretty fucked. You know, before you get any sense of control at all?? lol.
Anyway... her b/f is a cheeky bastard who loves messin with ppls heads at parties. She and another girl were comming down the stairs and he walked past and said "Oh my god! look at the size of the last step!!!"
My poor sister and this girl were stuck on the last step unable to get down for half an hour. He was pissing himself laughing at them. <IMG alt="image" SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0">
Went to pickle near Oval, decided to walk it to brixton in the morning... about a half hour walk. We took a wrong turning and were going, coming down, in the cold, for 2 hours...
And one time I needed to send someone a taxt message to give them my number... spent 10 minutes writing it, could only manage 'hi dans number' and then couldn't send it... <IMG alt="image" SRC="confused.gif" border="0"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="rolleyes.gif" border="0">
It must have been amusing to be kaz's doorman that night <IMG alt="image" SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0">
oh, I felt soooo sorry for the guy... he was just some quiet old man who did the night shift in the B&B, you know, one where you have to ring the doorbell to get let in after 10pm? I just NEEDED someone, anyone, to talk to b4 I went nuts...hahaha, that's one B&B I can never go back to!
I was at an after party at my cousin's house and I took my second pill after comming down a bit... I sat in their rocking chair while I slowly came up, it was the coolest. Nothing beats the cold showers though <IMG alt="image" SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0">
This can be a proper head bake on my own, but with a couple of mates, and a few pills, caining round a golf course at 30mph in the dark is quality. Well all my mates seem to thrive on it anyway.
The father of this other bloke I know, owns a paintball place just down the road from me called Encounters. One night when severy mashed but with nothing to do we took a stroll down there.
Afetr wandering round for ages and getting severely dirty, we discovered these two tunnels about 3ft high and about 40ft long than ran under the ground to a big castle/fortress type thing. For some reason the 4 of us decided we could make it to the other side. So we crawled though these tunnels getting even more filthy till we reached the end about 10 minutes later. It was so intense and so dark the whole world seemed to be buzzing as we crawled through. I could see hundreds of little gold points of light in front of me, even though it was pitch black. It was a quality experience. <IMG alt="image" SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0">