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Jake0 does 'Agadoo'

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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Doofay wrote:
    One quick phone call to Chester Zoo, and they informed me that apparently your mother got mixed in with the rest of the gorillas today [Quite easily done, i suppose]. So long as she's safe and sound, although taking pictures of her so soon after an ordeal?
    What number did you ring? Their RECRUITMENT telephone number?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JsT wrote:
    What number did you ring? Their RECRUITMENT telephone number?

    No, their "Dangerous wild animals" number.
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Doofay wrote:
    No, their "Dangerous wild animals" number.
    Have you got it on speedial, like your local STI clinic which you have to ring after your crack cocaine dealer anally rapes you for the fifth night running?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JsT wrote:
    Have you got it on speedial, like your local STI clinic which you have to ring after your crack cocaine dealer anally rapes you for the fifth night running?

    Actually, i had to ring it this time after visiting your mum [Or as my speedial number for her states, "STI depository"].
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    owned
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Oh god, I just found a pic of your mum on google.

    back-of-bus.jpg
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Alongside this image of your's was it?


    t900.jpg
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    that is tragic.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    rockerchick wrote:
    that is tragic.


    what is?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    pity i found both jst and doofay here:
    http://www.losers.org/
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    MrG wrote:
    pity i found both jst and doofay here:
    http://www.losers.org/
    Go drown in the Tyne :thumb:

    :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well at least its better than been a manc
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    MrG wrote:
    well at least its better than been a manc
    Thats true :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    that was really funny you are cool jake
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Haha...forgot about that. A touch of class.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You got your left and right wrong :p.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lolololl
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Doofay wrote:
    You're welcome. Out of interest, how did you manage to get that gorilla to hold onto the post it long enough to take the picture? I always though they were rather untame.
    LMAO.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    it never fails to entertain me.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol thats funny
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    jake, can you do the macarena or las ketchup?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol, i've asked him that before.

    He so should.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yeah,lol, i fink you should, or 5,6,7,8 by steps
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i'm still thinking on what i should do, the problem is it needs to be original and what no-one would think in a million years
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    no it doesnt. it just needs to be funny.
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    rainbow brite wrote:
    jake, can you do the macarena or las ketchup?
    they were my suggestions aswell ;p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    there needs to be a poll (only i dont know how to do them)
    las ketchup
    macarena
    time warp
    birdy song
    5678
    the cha cha slide
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    birdy song is my fave suggestion
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    He could do one a week and keep us amused for ages. so funny!
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