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Stupid unfunny ringtones....

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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Just watching MTV Dance and one of those adverts,

"Get your funtone ringtone NOW!"

came up with it going through those ridiculous bloody ringtones :banghead: , there so annoying i even laugh at how ridiculous they are :lol: .

We've got the usual crazy frog and bloody tweety bird thing, and sum absolutly shite little britain ringtones. I mean come on, does anyone actually get these? Please, please tell me you don't.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GoodFella wrote:
    Just watching MTV Dance and one of those adverts,

    "Get your funtone ringtone NOW!"

    came up with it going through those ridiculous bloody ringtones :banghead: , there so annoying i even laugh at how ridiculous they are :lol: .

    We've got the usual crazy frog and bloody tweety bird thing, and sum absolutly shite little britain ringtones. I mean come on, does anyone actually get these? Please, please tell me you don't.
    Always cheaper to record the demo from the website ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Those adverts put me off watching television tbh.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    -[MoonRat]- wrote:
    Always cheaper to record the demo from the website ;)

    :lol: please don't ....... :crazyeyes
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GoodFella wrote:
    :lol: please don't ....... :crazyeyes
    I have a Janis Joplin ringtone that I recorded :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I swear that at any one time at least half of the music channels have a shitty ad for ringtones on. Its soooo annoying, like when I am flicking through the channels I come across the same advert several times. First it was crazy frog, then the chick, now its some weird belching/farting animals. Blooming ridiculous I tell thee!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bo!!! The stupidest one is one saying "Pick the phone up quick, the batteries are go......." summin like that. So if you haven't answered the phone that same ringtone will play, now that really doesnt make any sense. If the batteries are gone then how wud it still be playin that BLOODY ringtone!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Think of the people making the ringtones, what a bloody job. They must have been driven insane, or they were insane in the first place.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    mystifymysoul wrote:
    Think of the people making the ringtones, what a bloody job. They must have been driven insane, or they were insane in the first place.

    :lol: yeh, sad thing is they probably actually find these funny. I bet they had a great time in the office........ :yeees: :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    just get a phone that plays mp3s and can conenct to your computer, put the real mp3 versions of songs on, that usually works best
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    just get a phone that plays mp3s and can conenct to your computer, put the real mp3 versions of songs on, that usually works best
    ooooh! :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Would anyone who has a ringtone that isn't a normal phone ring please make an appointment with me. I would very much like to punch you in the puss.

    Vibrate is the way to go. Hearing someone elses phone vibrate on the bus doesn't want to make me rip out the persons eyes and give them the best skull fucking they've ever had.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hey i have a green day track as my ringtone
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I actually NEVER have my phone on loud, its always in my pocket and set to vibrate. I just hate people hearing my phone ring as I find it embarassing..especially if your on a silent bus or in a public place.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    RiSe & ShIne wrote:
    Would anyone who has a ringtone that isn't a normal phone ring please make an appointment with me. I would very much like to punch you in the puss.

    Vibrate is the way to go. Hearing someone elses phone vibrate on the bus doesn't want to make me rip out the persons eyes and give them the best skull fucking they've ever had.
    fuckin ell!......and here i am thinking it was just me,that hated stupid ring tones.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    hey i have a green day track as my ringtone
    god bless you my son.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    crazy_frog.jpg
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Felix Da Housecat wrote:
    crazy_frog.jpg

    I want to hurt that fucking bastard son of a bitch thing!! SO FUCKING BADLY!

    *ahem*

    My ringtone is the default one on my phone. As no-one else seems to use these, I know when mine is ringing! Especially as it isn't a Nokia! I miss my old Nokia tone though...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    dear lord the first time i heard that, someone i knew was sat next to me and it scared me, yes it really did
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    hey i have a green day track as my ringtone

    Next Monday at 3 ok for you?

    Still not acceptable I'm afraid, although I'd take Green Day over that cunt of a frog any day.

    I will never understand that. It wasn't funny, it wasn't quite, it was just ball breakingly annoying.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i have "knight rider"..on mine
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    DEANO MAC wrote:
    i have "knight rider"..on mine


    To clarify; Knightrider Theme gets you a skull fucking. I like a good skull fuck, I do, hows about yourself? I can't wait ;D Phone on silent means unfortunately I don't get to skull fuck you. But you would sleep better knowing that you weren't out and about pissing off countless people everytime your phone rings.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Felix Da Housecat wrote:
    crazy_frog.jpg


    sobbing
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    RiSe & ShIne wrote:
    To clarify; Knightrider Theme gets you a skull fucking. I like a good skull fuck, I do, hows about yourself? I can't wait ;D Phone on silent means unfortunately I don't get to skull fuck you. But you would sleep better knowing that you weren't out and about pissing off countless people everytime your phone rings.
    i might make up a song about you,then turn it into a ringtone....RISE AND SHINE! MOTHER FUCKERS!...DU DU DU......or something like that.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    DEANO MAC wrote:
    i might make up a song about you,then turn it into a ringtone....RISE AND SHINE! MOTHER FUCKERS!...DU DU DU......or something like that.

    There already is. What, you think I called myself this because I like getting up early?! Pfff.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Noticed how they have started censoring that crazy bastards coq these days on the tv adverts? It used to be there for all to see...do frogs have peni?

    actually...what the fudge am i saying?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my brother bought the tweety one :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    And now they have decided that the frog and tweety tones are sooooo good that they deserve to be made into bloody dance remixes lol :).
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I was in a taxi the other day, drunk, and the driver's phone rang. Guess what ring tone it was... Yes, that fucking frog.

    I gave him such a tirade of verbal abuse (non-threatening) that he switched his phone off until I got out at the end of the journey. Heh heh heh.

    Fool.

    Was from East to West London as well, so about a 30/40 minute ride (never mind the £30/40 cost!!)... Almost kicked him out the drivers door.

    G.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I got a chopped version of The Prodigy - Out of Space

    "Im gone sending to outer space" then continues on from there.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol, i probably wud of just jumped out of the taxi, anything to get away from that frog.
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