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you know its very nearly summer when....

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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your tortoise comes out of hibernation!

tommy.jpg

and yes that is my tortoise, and yes he is real! ;p
He is called thomas and hes just woken up from hibernation!

rar
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Is he gay?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    awwwww bless he's cute xx
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JsT wrote:
    Is he gay?

    dunno, ive never asked him ;[[
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    I understand.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    in the middle of march when the hose pipe ban warnings start.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Awwww..... I have always wanted a tortoise too. He is soo cute, but bugs me how depressed they look. I mean how can you tell if they are happy or not?! Not like they can jump about by showing their enthusiasm.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    it must be like watching a tin of spam slowly trundle by ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    He'll be hungry. Give him some lettuce!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ginner wrote:
    He'll be hungry. Give him some lettuce!

    already done! ;p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    jake0 wrote:
    already done! ;p

    That's true love that is.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    are all other moving objects just a blur to torts?
    'wow man ...there goes another blurrrrr' ...
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    morrocan roll wrote:
    it must be like watching a tin of spam slowly trundle by ...

    Until you turn your back, then they run like hell!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    For anyone who feels they're missing out:

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    Make your own speedy tortoise
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Aww cute.

    What fun things does he do :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    tommycoke.jpg
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wow, when I was a kid everyone and his dog had a tortoise, now I haven't seen one for years! They're pretty expensive now, I think.

    Does it have a name? :chin:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    thomas

    ;d
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh nuts, just noticed you put that on the very first post, what a muppet I am. :rolleyes:

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Does he have a girlfriend? He must get lonely.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    have you taught him to fetch yet? you have to be very patient.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You know it's nearly summer when bastard lawnmowers wake you up and the builders play their music anti-socially loud.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rather damn cool.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lucifer devil wrote:
    Does he have a girlfriend? He must get lonely.

    jake tends to all his needs...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Aww cute, a friend of mine has a tortoise...well two infact (friends not tortoises)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    have to ring my nan to see if hers is up yet...he's in his 60s.he's boring though
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    jake0 wrote:
    your tortoise comes out of hibernation!

    tommy.jpg

    and yes that is my tortoise, and yes he is real! ;p
    He is called thomas and hes just woken up from hibernation!

    rar

    I had a tortoise for years called Tobias. He was an evil little bastard, used to hiss at me. We figured he was just pissed cause he didn't have a female tortoise to share intimate moments with, so we gave him away to a tortoise breeder. Little tobias is in tortoise sex heaven!!
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    I hadn't seen a turtle for years, and I just saw 3 in a garden the other day...
    By the way, is that one kinda fat or is it just me?
    By the (other) way, what's the difference between a turtle and a tortoise?
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Turtles are sea creatures where as tortoises can't swim :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    kathryn wrote:
    *wonders who found that out and how* :D
    chucked a can of spam in the canal first ...
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    morrocan roll wrote:
    chucked a can of spam in the canal first ...
    lol, classic.
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