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Very horny..

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
Hi, yeah I'm only young, stil a virgin, and i masturbate on a regular basis etc etc and i was wondering whether anyone had any tips to make masturbation more enjoyable?? ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Porn? Are you m or f?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Deep Heat, it makes great lube, all nice a warmmmmmmmm.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Male!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    In that case try lubes, i hear it makes for a better sensation.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    is there anything i could use for lube instead of actual lube??
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    ftptptf wrote:
    is there anything i could use for lube instead of actual lube??
    toothpaste.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    have u ever tried it??
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    ftptptf wrote:
    have u ever tried it??
    Yeah, its great.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    do you have to addd water to it?
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    only a little. Colgate is best.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    cheers, anyone else ahev any other good ideas?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    cheese grater
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Microwave some bread and stuff your meat between it, guaranteed winner until someone tries to take a bite.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You should try pouring hot wax over your bell end. It's a lovely tingly sensation.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ftptptf wrote:
    is there anything i could use for lube instead of actual lube??

    Yes, Deep Heat works well. I use it all the time when my bird aint using it in me. You could also try Deep Freeze.


    A lot of the people on here use DH as ell.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :eek: @ JsT & Kermit

    The poor fellow's only asking for a bit of advice.

    ftptptf, Google masturbation and I'm sure you'll find something to your taste.
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Kentish wrote:
    :eek: @ JsT & Kermit

    The poor fellow's only asking for a bit of advice.

    ftptptf, Google masturbation and I'm sure you'll find something to your taste.
    I wasn't kidding.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JsT wrote:
    I wasn't kidding.
    Colgate?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I wasn't kidding either.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kermit wrote:
    I wasn't kidding either.
    Whatever turns you on I suppose.
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Belt Sander...

    Well, not for me but some like it.
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Vicks Vapo rub on thine balls. = win
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    just close you r eyes ands think of mo mowlem...ooh that bitch wants you...ohhh hirny littlre minx ahhhhhh 67% orhasm....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ftptptf wrote:
    is there anything i could use for lube instead of actual lube??

    rat piss

    otherwise known as carling, dipping you penis in it is probly the only humane usefor the stuff
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    rat piss

    otherwise known as carling, dipping you penis in it is probly the only humane usefor the stuff

    i swear to god stalin didn't do it...it was sadam husseins fault ahhh alcohol the oprresion of the caterpiullar.....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Go to www.jackinworld.com read their stuff and do some of those things.
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    turlough wrote:
    i swear to god stalin didn't do it...it was sadam husseins fault ahhh alcohol the oprresion of the caterpiullar.....

    So thats why Iraq was invaded! The truth is out!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    whole thread and replies :crazyeyes :eek: :eek2: :shocking: :crazyeyes
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh dear boys. Your so naughty:no:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ftptptf wrote:
    is there anything i could use for lube instead of actual lube??

    Whats wrong with lubes?
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