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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Has anyone used a hot dog to masturbate. My friend says that she uses a big hot dog and cooks it and masturbates with it while it is still warm (so it feels like a guy). I haven't tried it but it sounds like it would feel like a real guy. I would only use it when my boyfriend is away. What do you think?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That is gross!! whats happen if the hot dog breaks off inside of you??
    Why don't you just invest in a good vibrator!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A hot dog is warmer and is supposed to feel more like a penis. What if I put a condom on one, then I don't have to worry about it breaking off.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What is the world coming to...I agree, Buy a vibrater!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Um... bacterial infection leading to a cheesy discharge anyone?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I would've thought (going on experience of eating hotdogs) that there was a very good chance that it'd break!
    The idea of using a condom might ruin the sensations, but would be safer, but a bit loose unless you had a huge hotdog. What about wrapping the hotdog in something else?
    I'll bet there are people out there who'd pay good money to eat a hotdog warmed by your body. :naughty:

    I think I've been thinking about the whole inserting hotdog thing, and the practicalities of it, far too much now. :o
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rampant Rabbit about £39.99???
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm sure it would break.

    Why not try putting the shaft side of your vibrator (if you have one) into a jug of warm water and gently heat it that way? But I am no vibrator expert ... :blush:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    they're not exactly very hard, are they.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wasn't there one that you could put in the microwave?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    OHHH YAK :yuck: NO WAY yep use a vibrator safer any way

    have been told that ppl have used cucuber carrot 77p coke bottle candles, hot dog thats a 1st


    have fun icequeen


    have a nice day i am :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    elsa wrote:
    Has anyone used a hot dog to masturbate. My friend says that she uses a big hot dog and cooks it and masturbates with it while it is still warm (so it feels like a guy). I haven't tried it but it sounds like it would feel like a real guy. I would only use it when my boyfriend is away. What do you think?

    I'm sorry, I wasn't going to reply, but hey......
    Personally, i'm think it's improbbable that your friend got got any stimulation from a 'hot dog'... It would jut break, they are to soft.

    GET A VIBRATER.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mr_Wobble wrote:
    I would've thought (going on experience of eating hotdogs) that there was a very good chance that it'd break!
    The idea of using a condom might ruin the sensations, but would be safer, but a bit loose unless you had a huge hotdog. What about wrapping the hotdog in something else?
    I'll bet there are people out there who'd pay good money to eat a hotdog warmed by your body. :naughty:

    I think I've been thinking about the whole inserting hotdog thing, and the practicalities of it, far too much now. :o

    Dunno, a Brockworst is quite tuff, don't think that would make as easy as a normal little thin one.

    p.s. Does she eat it afterwards? Would be such a waste if she didn't tbh.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hot dogs are for eating, dear... :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Would you eat a vibrator?
    No, so don't masterbate with a hot-dog
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dunno, a Brockworst is quite tuff, don't think that would make as easy as a normal little thin one.

    p.s. Does she eat it afterwards? Would be such a waste if she didn't tbh.


    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dunno, a Brockworst is quite tuff, don't think that would make as easy as a normal little thin one.

    p.s. Does she eat it afterwards? Would be such a waste if she didn't tbh.
    i dont like mustard but thats ridiclous! :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    what about the 2 pounds of liver in a jam jar one,, the liver has no emotions so you can roll over after
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :nervous: :eek: :eek: :eek2:

    just NO
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It feels just like a dick cuz I knowcuz I had sex so yeah i t is great
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    JustVJustV Community Manager Posts: 5,344 Part of The Furniture
    Hey Elsa,

    Welcome to the community. This thread is pretty ancient now; 11 years old, so I'm going to close it. We tend not to revive old threads for a few reasons, and you can find out a bit more about these sorts of rules - or netiquette - in our Good Manners Guide.

    Do feel free to post a new thread of your own, of course. :yes:

    The truth resists simplicity.
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