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The Swanky Alternative

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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What's the swanky alternative to a supermarket shelf stacker?

Like a person working on a till can be known as a Sales/Retail Assistant or a milkman can be a Dairy Products Distributor & so one.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    produce replenisher? (sp?)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    product layout designer? ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stock replenishment assistant.
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Stock Replacement engineer. (I used to be one :()
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Crispy wrote:
    What's the swanky alternative to a supermarket shelf stacker?

    Like a person working on a till can be known as a Sales/Retail Assistant or a milkman can be a Dairy Products Distributor & so one.

    I much prefer the phrase "purveyor of dairy comestibles" when thinking of swanky ways to describe a milkman :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    rachie004 wrote:
    I thought people on tills were known as cashiers in swankyland

    or a single location retail technician?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yeah its replenishment assistant. i used to be one lol :blush:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    executive produce stock monitor
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Why do they insist on giving such fancy names for jobs nowadays? I looked at a jobs page in a local newspaper recently, found that the council was looking for an finance executive monitor. What the hell does that mean?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote:
    I looked at a jobs page in a local newspaper recently, found that the council was looking for an finance executive monitor. What the hell does that mean?

    It means the kind of job i'd be applying for @ the end of the year;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sorry but it's not realy possible to hide the fact that your an unskilled unqualified bum by giving your self a fancy title ...you can call shit pooh but at the end of the day it's still shit.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Inventory and Replenishment Monitor.

    I'm just 'General Sales Assistant' :(
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    morrocan roll wrote:
    sorry but it's not realy possible to hide the fact that your an unskilled unqualified bum by giving your self a fancy title ...you can call shit pooh but at the end of the day it's still shit.
    Thats not nice :crying:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dr Pirate wrote:
    Thats not nice :crying:
    the truth does hurt sometimes.
    burger flipper ...becomes ...chef? i think not.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No but I'm in a Gap year, need to earn some money, £5 an hour in the Co-op is the best im going to get really. 'Swanking' it up looks better on uni applications among other stuff, and besides, it's done everywhere.

    However, in the job description, nobody told me that 'Customer Sales Assistant' meant standing on till all day :impissed: but never mind eh?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    what can i change ...old unemployable druggy scumbag to?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    morrocan roll wrote:
    sorry but it's not realy possible to hide the fact that your an unskilled unqualified bum by giving your self a fancy title ...you can call shit pooh but at the end of the day it's still shit.

    All true, but we all have to start somewhere & is lessens the blow if you've got a more presitious title:yippe:

    Also, a business won't advertise for a shelf stacker monkay now will they :no:

    I've adopted this description 'Replenishment Assistant' now all I need is to find a place that needs one.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Crispy wrote:
    All true, but we all have to start somewhere & is lessens the blow if you've got a more presitious title:yippe:

    Also, a business won't advertise for a shelf stacker monkay now will they :no:

    I've adopted this description 'Replenishment Assistant' now all I need is to find a place that needs one.
    best of luck crispy ...you know i'm only kidding ...goodnight!
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