News Flash... The Pope is dead!

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MoonRat wrote:

If I offended anyone then I'm sorry... didn't mean to.

I just don't see why people are so easily offended

i agree...sex death paedo naked child George Michael :shocking:

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lets get things a little in their true light here ...
this james bond type of global enemy we in the west ...we ...the 10% of the worlds population who consume the earth ...our great leader america has been labled as THE GREAT SATAN ...for devouring the earth whilst creating tension and poverty ...this global threat who hasn't shaved or washed in a week and lives in a cave but is a billionaire ...i give you ...osama bin laden.
he lives with the poor.
he's a scruffy bastard.
he has one hell of a reputation.
the most fantastic technology ever seen on this earth ...failed to catch him ...as he rode off on a white horse across the mountains ...

this is almost a jesus like figure.
the pope doesn't get a look in i'm afraid.

this guy is a living? religous legend.

this guy has wounded satan himself!

are you getting the feel of this hollywood blockbuster yet?

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i agree rolly thats why i said the US version of bin laden...i reckon he's a pretty sound guy in real life.

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turlough wrote:

the pope always was...therefore he's not as bad? :shocking:

what the fuck do you mean the pope always was?
it almost sounds as if you believe he's god!
this innocent old guy you see ...oversees the biggest ever commercial industrial religous structure the world has ever seen.
they own so much of the globe in land and property and people and commerce ...the head of the bank of england ...the chancellor of the exchequre sp ...look like children playing with pennies and piggy banks!
how the hell do you people continue to see these people as meek old fashoned souls?
your entire life so fatr in northen ireland has what ...had you with a brand on your arse has it not ...identified and owned for centuries?

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morrocan roll wrote:

what the fuck do you mean the pope always was?
it almost sounds as if you believe he's god!
this innocent old guy you see ...oversees the biggest ever commercial industrial religous structure the world has ever seen.
they own so much of the globe in land and property and people and commerce ...the head of the bank of england ...the chancellor of the exchequre sp ...look like children playing with pennies and piggy banks!
how the hell do you people continue to see these people as meek old fashoned souls?
your entire life so fatr in northen ireland has what ...had you with a brand on your arse has it not ...identified and owned for centuries?

aye you're right...i despise the church and i despise all the shit and negative impacts it has had but he's an old man who in his own heart he's not doing anything wrong so i can't blame him for that but i do see what you're saying.

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turlough wrote:

aye you're right...i despise the church and i despise all the shit and negative impacts it has had but he's an old man who in his own heart he's not doing anything wrong so i can't blame him for that but i do see what you're saying.

i'm an old man ...doesn't make me innocent.
you cannot ...you just cannot believe that running an empire of global investment and control of souls and land and kings ...is done by nice little innocent old guys!
has he ever read the bible i wonder ...the very book he represents ...after killing hundreds of thousands of people just for possesing the book ...
has he read the bit about not being called father in a spiritual way?
has he read that teaching men not to marry is the teaching of demons?
come on ...this guy and the protestant one ...they are having you over man!
levry bishop living in a palace!
jesus would'nt know them.

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how much day to day maintenance does the church need?

they have a whole city dedicated to it, its called the vatican

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MrG wrote:

how much day to day maintenance does the church need?

they have a whole city dedicated to it, its called the vatican

it's called vatican city.
it is a unique city.
it is the only city state in the world. it is the only state within a state that has it's own laws and army.
it calls itself the mother of all the churches.
it's leader is THE most holy!
compare that with the description of babylon the great in the book of revelation ...
you unique city ...the mother of all the harlots ...clothed in purple and precious stones ...fine tibers and incense. clothed in luxury at the expense of the innocent ...sitting like a queen on seven hills ...(the seven hills of rome) ...go on look it up!

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durham has 7 hills
durham isnt quite the magnificence that the vatican is

i know it has its own army and sorts, but compared to most nations it wouldnt take a vast number to take it by force and have a coup d'etat

not that i would want to and you would get mass uprisings by many governments, because of the religious implications, but from a strategic point of view, it would be pretty easy to do it compared to say something like, iraq

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MrG wrote:

durham has 7 hills
durham isnt quite the magnificence that the vatican is

i know it has its own army and sorts, but compared to most nations it wouldnt take a vast number to take it by force and have a coup d'etat

not that i would want to and you would get mass uprisings by many governments, because of the religious implications, but from a strategic point of view, it would be pretty easy to do it compared to say something like, iraq

mr g ...apart from the fact that the seven hills of sheffield or durham don't fit the rest of the unique city description ...
what the hell has war and iraq got to do with this state of affairs we find our world in?
that state of affairs being that ...the biggest supposed christian organisation on earth is actualy anti christian?
a counterfit.

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i was just toying with the concept of taking over the vatican

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Do it!

Dare ya.

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who will join me in this blasphemous act of madness?

Indrid Cold

MrG wrote:

who will join me in this blasphemous act of madness?

I will. I always wanted to be in charge of a small country. And after you've helped me, I'll have you executed for high treason (not allowing me to be the sole King).
I should close my mouth sometimes... Maybe I should have told you that later.

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MrG wrote:

i was just toying with the concept of taking over the vatican

count me in ...but no proddys allowed.

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I'd like to... Any kind of a secret mission is my dream. Oh, and I've got me dog tags! Now you'll be able to identify me if I get carbonated or something.

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This place makes me laugh...I thought this thread is amusing so I thought i'd test it on another board to see the reastion......A vast difference I tell thee!

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VinylVicky wrote:

This place makes me laugh...I thought this thread is amusing so I thought i'd test it on another board to see the reastion......A vast difference I tell thee!

give us the link so i can see vicki please?

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VinylVicky wrote:

This place makes me laugh...I thought this thread is amusing so I thought i'd test it on another board to see the reastion......A vast difference I tell thee!

you haven't bleedin' posted it on nuns reunited have you!?

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morrocan roll wrote:

you haven't bleedin' posted it on nuns reunited have you!?

I need to get a cloth now. I had a mouth full of chocolate cake when I read that

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morrocan roll wrote:

You are so going to hell for that Rolly

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I don't think so. Hell is already here.

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Jazza wrote:

You are so going to hell for that Rolly

i can see it now!

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fat exhaust pipe or what?

Teh_Gerbil

Someone so has to photoshop that to look ghetto bling style.

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Zalbor wrote:

I will. I always wanted to be in charge of a small country. And after you've helped me, I'll have you executed for high treason (not allowing me to be the sole King).
I should close my mouth sometimes... Maybe I should have told you that later.

i dont want to be in charge of the place, you can zalbor if you want

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Indrid Cold

Ok. But I'll throw you to the lions anyway, for fun.

DAMN MY MOUTH!