Why me?

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I had a few old porno mags and I was gonna get rid of them yesterday but it looks like dear old mother has done it for me. They were under my chester draws as well, could be why she was a little offish with me today .

JsT

rofl. Oops.

She'll get over it, eventually.

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Haha, i used the under the bottom drawer trick too. Until my mum raided it and found millions of ripped off cigarette ends, sealer bags, bits of stuff that shouldn't have been there, rolling machines, etc.

Next time, tidy your room before she has a chance to

She won't mention it now. She might not mention it later. But, it could be months, maybe even years, but she will eventually bring it up in a future argument.

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She will get over it im sure. My husbands mum jokes about finding stuff under his bed when he was a teenager with him now.

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Happens to us all dude.

What pissed me off though was that I'd pinched 'em from my dad and I was the one who got the cold shoulder...

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My friends mum (friend was female) found her a tape down the back of son's bed. It was blank so she played it - twas porn. He told her who's it was (J's) so next time I was there, me, my friend, her brother, a good friend of mine and my friend's bro and J were sitting watching TV in the lounge. My mate's mum comes in and goes "oh look, I found this tape in your room, what's on it" and went to play it. J bricked it, jumped up, went very red saying it was his then left. We all laughed and nothing's been said since.

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Felix Da Housecat wrote:

my chester draws

Hehe, 'Chest of Drawers' bless.

Ilora x

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Ilora-Danon wrote:

Hehe, 'Chest of Drawers' bless.

Ilora x

Haha. I actually though it was chester draws. What a dummy. Thanks for putting me straight your greatness .

I also thought it was "chimley" not "chimney". Heh.

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I would have been annoyed that my mum was going through my bedroom to be honest.

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Ha, serves you right mate... thats what the internets for, parents cant use search or look for hidden files...

Not that i have any porn ! :nervous:

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beans wrote:

I would have been annoyed that my mum was going through my bedroom to be honest.

I'd go scatty if my mum went through my stuff.

Although generally she avoids my room like the plague cos she can't stand the mess. :rolleyes:

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oh how i love that neither my mum or bro will go into my room

better luck next time felix

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I guess parents expect it... They dread the day they accidently find your porn stash... But laugh about it too

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Decode wrote:

I guess parents expect it... They dread the day they accidently find your porn stash... But laugh about it too

lol. accidently?

Im sure im notthe only one who's gotta mum who "Cleans your room". In other words they vac up in it for 10 mins and root through your stuff for a hour while your gone.

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Decode wrote:

I guess parents expect it... They dread the day they accidently find your porn stash... But laugh about it too

lol, I thought i'd got away with it for years till my mum mentioned one day that she'd known about them for ages and didn't really care. Funny now but embarassing at the time.

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She caught me wanking once as well. Not good. Sure she thinks I'm a sex addict.

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Felix Da Housecat wrote:

She caught me wanking once as well. Not good. Sure she thinks I'm a sex addict.

HAHAHAHA lol, shit if that happened to me i wouldn't be able to look mym mum in the eye for months, She'd rip the piss out of me for years to come aswell.

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Felix Da Housecat wrote:

She caught me wanking once as well. Not good. Sure she thinks I'm a sex addict.

hehe, that must've been embarrasing!

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foo wrote:

lol. accidently?

Im sure im notthe only one who's gotta mum who "Cleans your room". In other words they vac up in it for 10 mins and root through your stuff for a hour while your gone.

Yeh... mine does that too god damn...

Felix Da Housecat wrote:

She caught me wanking once as well. Not good. Sure she thinks I'm a sex addict.

hahaha You're really bad about getting caught out!

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the only thing in my room which my mum has found and been worried about was an air cd......:(

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Why do we think our parents dont know or understand what we get up to or stash under the matress or whatever.

My Mum is as straight as you could meet. When I lived at home I had a stash of porn which im sure my Mum found and she never said a word. I remember her unpacking my bag after a weekend away and it contained an opened packet of condoms, again not a word. She even left a box of tissues in my room and kept them stocked up, now why would she think I would need them?

Our folks however straight as we see them now have all seen and done the things that we do now. Even more so as the generation gap shrinks. Do you really think any of our natural urges shock them?