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Guessing size based on body frame?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    by lookin at his feet is absolute bollocks, i no some one with size 5 feet and a 12" prik so dont look at his feet

    Oi that must be the faimous three legged midget :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i know someone whos nickname is horse......because he likes horses....but he's 6 ft 3 size 12 feet, and is apparently hung like a horse too......

    but seriously, when will guys learn it's not what you've got it's how you use it!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru

    but seriously, when will guys learn it's not what you've got it's how you use it!
    well that is true. Technique will make up for a less than average one, and a large one is not much fun if the guy doesnt have any tricks up his sleeve.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    but seriously, when will guys learn it's not what you've got it's how you use it!

    uh-huh. smileydance.gif i doubt it'd be highly pleasurable if you could barely feel it though. average is fine, i just feel sorry for the tiddlers amongst us.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ha, the girl I was talking about. She just dumped the 6'4" guy after just three dates. Guess why! :D
    Same thing, got drunk and felt his boner thru the pants at the bar, I guess he was well below her expectations. She said the guy was small enough to fit in a "shot" glass girth wise [ I can fit too :o ]
    She got pissed at him cos he smoked pot in her house and used that as an excuse to dump him. Its funny because all her friends asked her the same thing when they heard about it. "So he's got a small one then eh?" :razz:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ha, the girl I was talking about. She just dumped the 6'4" guy after just three dates. Guess why! :D
    Same thing, got drunk and felt his boner thru the pants at the bar, I guess he was well below her expectations. She said the guy was small enough to fit in a "shot" glass girth wise [ I can fit too :o ]
    She got pissed at him cos he smoked pot in her house and used that as an excuse to dump him. Its funny because all her friends asked her the same thing when they heard about it. "So he's got a small one then eh?" :razz:


    Maybe this girl needs a big guy cos she's like a bucket down below?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Maybe this girl needs a big guy cos she's like a bucket down below?



    windsock
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nope

    :D deffinately not! hehe although i had ound that guys who had long sexy hair had bigger ones, but think that was just co-incidence!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    one was short and podgy....so was his penis

    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I found this one and acording to it I should be about 4" long!
    I know I ain't a pornstar, but give me a friggin brake :rolleyes:
    http://www.goyk.com/flash.asp?path=206

    It lies.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Best way to tell is to look in his boxers!

    Test that have been conducted have proven that there's no correlation between penis size and any other part of the body.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    kaffrin wrote:
    to be honest, after discussion with my friends, it's usually the tall, skinny guys who are hung like donkeys.

    well, kind of.

    Because there is less bloke, the penis looks bigger. The bulk of, say, a rugby player would make his penis appear smaller because he is broader, but without any broadness the penis would look both thicker and longer. It's basically the same principle that means broad people shouldn't wear hooped clothing.

    ETA: that link would be great if it hadn't underestimated me by nearly an inch :rolleyes:
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