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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

One if you throw it hard enough

*waits for the "you're an evil bastard" brigade*

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: How many....
    Originally posted by BritJames
    wow, I got 2 done from one of those French types.
    I guess it depends how hard you throw :)
    whats so good about shagging twenty one year olds?
    after the first you still have another twenty to go.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :o YOU ARE AN EVIL BASTARD!

    kidding =)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm tempted to throw this thread towards the wall.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by stargalaxy
    I'm tempted to throw this thread towards the wall.

    it won't paint it...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I have got one too:

    What's worse than two babies in a trash bin?




    One baby in two bins...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by nmrmak
    I have got one too:

    What's worse than two babies in a trash bin?




    One baby in two bins...

    already knew :p (with twelve...)
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    -What's purple and yellow at the bottom of the pool?
    -A kid with a torn-up floater.
    -What's red and yellow on the pool's surface?
    -A floater with a torn-up kid.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:

    Great one, Zalbor! Do you have any more?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Zalbor
    -What's purple and yellow at the bottom of the pool?
    -A kid with a torn-up floater.
    -What's red and yellow on the pool's surface?
    -A floater with a torn-up kid.

    :( my bad english didn't let me get it :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My lack of humour and taste regarding dead baby jokes resulted in me not getting it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i thought it was funny
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by aimz
    i thought it was funny

    me too, except the one from Zalbor, I didn't understand :no:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by NinjaMaster
    My lack of humour and taste regarding dead baby jokes resulted in me not getting it.

    Same here.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Miffy
    Same here.
    seconded!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    it'd be funnier if i hadn't heard them all before.
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by not_an_angel
    :( my bad english didn't let me get it :(
    Actually, my bad English didn't let me say it right. I had to make up a couple of words.
    Sorry though, I won't explain it. It would gross even me out.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Zalbor
    Actually, my bad English didn't let me say it right. I had to make up a couple of words.
    Sorry though, I won't explain it. It would gross even me out.

    bah... :\

    tks... :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: How many....
    Originally posted by turlough
    How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

    One if you throw it hard enough

    *waits for the "you're an evil bastard" brigade*

    argh... not funny
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: How many....
    Originally posted by Marishka
    argh... not funny

    YES it was!

    you are the one with no sense of humor! :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This is one my sister told me, so hate her, not me.

    What's better than watching a baby spinning round and round on a washing line?

    Stopping it with a spade...
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    It doesn't have babies in it, but is pretty similar.

    What's green and goes red?
    A frog in the mixer.
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    This series of jokes (there are many in it) is popular here:

    Where did little Anna go after the explosion?
    Everywhere!

    Why is little Anna's grave 10x50 feet in size?
    They couldn't get her unstuck from the truck.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Zalbor

    Why is little Anna's grave 10x50 feet in size?[/i]
    They couldn't get her unstuck from the truck.
    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It's really simple, actually. When you rip a floater apart, it leaks air, and the baby drowns, thus turning purple.
    And when you rip the baby apar... ooopsie, you already got it, right?

    Oh, and I love the Anna series? Any more? I have some in my language, but they get lost in translation. So, if you have any more...POST THEM!!! :D


    Now!
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