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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Hav you ever gotten up at night for whaateva reason, walked past ur parents bedroom and heard or even SEEN them doing IT ? Thats what happened to me yesterday eve... I was so schocked, I ot up to get something to drink, walked past their room and saw them ONTHE FLOOR, NACKED .... To ggroose to describe ..... pls help I dont know how to react, did this eva happen to one of u ... I'm totally groced out ...

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I 'interupted' my parents, they thought I would be out all night but I came home early. The dirty sod's where at it in my lounge! They must've heard me moments before I came in the room because they were just climbing off each other and screaming as I burst in. I quickly left the scene without seeing too much. All I could do was laugh about it and go upstairs, it was never mentioned again. It is horrible to see your parents bonking and hear them..... uurrgghh! Just laugh it off and banish it from memory, I am still tring to forget. <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Haven't seen them at it, but everytime we go and stay with my Dad we have to listen to him and his girlfriend shagging all night, every night (seriously!) - I don't know how they have stamina for it. I'd really rather not have to listen to it but if we say anything he's like "Yeah and I'm supposed to be ashamed of it or something?" I suppose it could be worse - I could have seen them at it....

    Cya


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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My mom is a les an one moring i accidentally walked in on them, my mom had her head buried in her g/f's minge.... i just ran away and cried. But i was 6 and she is straight now so lucky me.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well when i was 13, i went to a party and i walked home coz it wasnt far from my house. I walked in2 the house and all the lights were off. I walked up stairs and looked in all the rooms and then i walked in2 their bedroom. there was no1 there so i went in2 the en-suite. THEY WERE AT IT IN THE SHOWER!!! My dad had my mum pinned up against the wall and was fuckin her real hard and the noise they were makin was hurendous!! (is that how u spell it?) My mum looked at me and said "hang on, go away 4 5 mins then come back in and we'll b decent." I walked out and went into my room. then they called me back in but i really didnt wanna go back in and my mum was giving me dad a blow job!!!!! That has 2 b the most discusting thing i have seen ever, i mean, UR PARENTS, AT IT?!? U think they would b past their sex by date by then, wouldn't u?!?!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    why , have u forgten how u were born??

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No I haven't but it's just weird seeing them at it! I mean, they were alot younger when i was born! Ewwwww!!!!!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Do you lot think sex is only for the young then!!!!
    'Dirty Sods'? I suppose your not then mate? Wait until you've been in love and married for ages you'll still want to have a shag (I hope!) It doesn't feel any different just 'cause your old (Maybe your joints ache more after mind!) but it can be even better 'cause your no longer quite so inhibited and you become more adventurous.
    So knock it off you lot 'cause I still love it, and dressing up, and I'm mid-forties. No you cheeky sode I'm not fat and frumpy either just 34-28-34, long brown wavey hair and green eyes and my hubby is mad for it with me!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I came home last night about 1230 ish and I think my mum and dad were up to something in the front room ..... yuck

    Anyway it cant be as bad as seeing Marilyn Manson shoving a green glow-stick up his arse at Leeds Festvial this year..... that was sick and put me off my food <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Lady 1:
    Do you lot think sex is only for the young then!!!!
    'Dirty Sods'? I suppose your not then mate? Wait until you've been in love and married for ages you'll still want to have a shag (I hope!) It doesn't feel any different just 'cause your old (Maybe your joints ache more after mind!) but it can be even better 'cause your no longer quite so inhibited and you become more adventurous.
    So knock it off you lot 'cause I still love it, and dressing up, and I'm mid-forties. No you cheeky sode I'm not fat and frumpy either just 34-28-34, long brown wavey hair and green eyes and my hubby is mad for it with me!!


    Thats not the point! Everyone knows how they are born, but nobody wants details of their conception!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Lady 1:
    'Dirty Sods'? I suppose your not then mate? Wait until you've been in love and married for ages...

    They're not married. "Dirty sods" refers to the location and position involved when I caught them, not their ages. Paranoid in your old age, aren't you Lady?

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