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best/worst pickup lines

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
sorry i know its not sex but
guys, girls - best worst pick up lines delivered/received and reactions


my personal favourites delivered

i just made you come with one finger imagine what i could do with the rest - obviously delivered if you can get her to come to you big laughe reply - surprisingly no slap yet


i dont know what you'll look like in the morning but in my state you would do for the moment - obviously delievered when slightly drunk - big laugh reply

can i take a picture of you ? so i can show santa what i want for chirstmas - why wait till christmas was the reply luckily enough


received: just a slight graze of the breast against my arm while trying to reach for something and an apology - good enough for me

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm horny, fancy a fuck?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    On Max and Paddy Road To Nowhere the first episode Paddy said to this girl 'Here's 10p, go phone your Mam and tell her your not coming home tonight' and she says 'piss off dickhead I've got a mobile' Think its a class line hope I get that chat up line soon so I can use it, sad I know.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my favourite is from spiderman 2:

    "so, would you like to go for lunch some evening...?"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hmm...

    this one was used on me.. and it made me laugh..
    "if you were a booger, i'd pick you first"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    make you laugh as in funny what a sweet pick up line or make you laught at how crap that was
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Im a purist...

    "Nice shoes :) Wanna fuck?"

    ;):D

    Peace
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by goofball
    make you laugh as in funny what a sweet pick up line or make you laught at how crap that was

    i laughed at what an awesome pick up line it was!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    how is that an awesome pick up line? if you were a booger you'd be flicked away first, thats how ugly you are? isnt that what the line is implying?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Felix Da Housecat
    I'm horny, fancy a fuck?
    Hmm, subtle.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If the guy's fit enought the lamest chat-up line will work...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    obviously... and i think it also depends on how its delivered, probably more important then the actual line.
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