erotic ambitions?

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Does anybody have anything erotic/sexual that you want to do, but havent yet managed? Maybe a fantasy that you've yet to act out?? anything really!
Mine would have to be dressing up for my boyfriend. Ive always wanted to do something like that, but have never had the confidence! I will do it one day though, and hopefully soon!
Oh, on the subject of dressing up, does anybody know of any shops that i can buy some xmassy themed underwear - like these (only cheaper, and underwired, and maybe not quite as see-thru)



thanx
SBG

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Id like to write and direct a porn film

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I've always wanted to do the dressing up think for my boyfriend too, but he doesn't really give me clues about what he likes, don't wanna surprise him in a nurses outfit or something only for him to be completely turned off. I would also like to be filmed, but the danger of it getting found or being shown to other people puts me off!

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Originally posted by *milky way*
I've always wanted to do the dressing up think for my boyfriend too, but he doesn't really give me clues about what he likes, don't wanna surprise him in a nurses outfit or something only for him to be completely turned off. I would also like to be filmed, but the danger of it getting found or being shown to other people puts me off!

yeah, thats a prob for me too, although i think my guy would like anything sexy and revealing, lol!
if i was filmed, or had pictures taken of me, id insist upon keeping them myself!
SBG

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being a stripper for one night....oooooooooh and lapdances

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Originally posted by The Icy Aphrodite
being a stripper for one night....oooooooooh and lapdances

done that already havent you?

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Originally posted by ~*STRESSED*~
I've dressed up as a school girl for my boyfriend as it was one of his fantasies.

Its one of my fantasies for my boyfriend to dress up as a fireman but he won't.:(

neither of you have very much in the way of imagination, do you?

oh, sorry. he doesnt. youve shown your imagination before.

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Sex on one of those swings from sex and the city...I'm intrigued as to what kicks it can add to the pleasure because...well...I don't gettit...!!!

Dressing up defo! Suspenders, bow tie, detached cuffs and a hat...wahey! Oooo...

Malt Munk xx:D

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Originally posted by Mushroom Boy
done that already havent you?

you dont know me...therefore you know fuck all about me and i think you should shut your mouth before i shut it for you

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Originally posted by The Icy Aphrodite
you dont know me...therefore you know fuck all about me and i think you should shut your mouth before i shut it for you

Honey i think he was joking....

i havent really dressed up that much for anyone before but would like to as im sure it'd be great fun....:)

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Re: erotic ambitions?

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Sex in the rain

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Originally posted by aimz
Honey i think he was joking....

yeh but hes a rude fucker...

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sex in a ferrari

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Originally posted by Iknowyourmum
I'd like to write and direct a porn film.

What would be the main plot of the film? Who would play the different parts? And since you wish to direct in the film, would you be taking one of the acting roles for yourself?

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very boring, a bit the old light bondage thing, handcuff your ladies hands behind her back or something. Not very adventurous but there we go

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Originally posted by stargalaxy
What would be the main plot of the film? Who would play the different parts? And since you wish to direct in the film, would you be taking one of the acting roles for yourself?

Probably wouldnt play my self.

Id just make one a bit more realistic try and set the scene a bit more beleivable that most.

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this is gonna get very steamy as similar threads in the past have.......KEWL!:D

so tell me...what would the opening scene be:cool:

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Well most porn is couples just getting down to it,

My idea is to set it up in a party first hire some real actors who dont shag to give it a realistic scene, then the camera follows couples up staris as they go to it, then as everybody leaves some shagging in the living room with someone else


Its just an idea like I think it could be good, try to make the sex more real as well, not the exagerated sighs and easy positions with out any fumbeling.

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Originally posted by Kate1
Sex in the rain

My bf really wants to do that but my hair will get wet.

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Originally posted by Basic Instinct
My bf really wants to do that but my hair will get wet.

It really is quite strange. I even get more turned on if it's raining outside so you can hear it, and we're inside.

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icy aphrodite, i think you need to see a doctor to see whatever it is that is wedged into your anal cavity.

iknowyourmum, that sounds like quite a good idea. having them get down to it on the floor in a big orgy would be better though

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Originally posted by Kate1
It really is quite strange. I even get more turned on if it's raining outside so you can hear it, and we're inside.

Sex in a tent is so horny because of that. You're in a middle of a field, both naked, surrounded by dozens of other people, in a tent that's paper thin, so has zero sound insulating properties, but the rain masks the smaller sounds. You can feel a slight chill of air moving around the tent, making goose bumps, at least until you both get all sweaty. It's bizarre to have sex, make love, in that strange muted, coloured, light inside the tent. It's sureal. And then afterwards, lying there, cooling off, cuddling, listening to the raindrops and wind. It's something that everybody should try once.

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I'm quite a fan of sheer underwear.

There's just something about being able to partially see through it but then it not naked bare skin you're seeing. There's just a few tiny mm of material separating you.

.:Crispy:.

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Originally posted by Mushroom Boy
icy aphrodite, i think you need to see a doctor to see whatever it is that is wedged into your anal cavity.

iknowyourmum, that sounds like quite a good idea. having them get down to it on the floor in a big orgy would be better though

what the fuck have i done to you to deserve this you cunt!!!

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Originally posted by The Icy Aphrodite
you dont know me...therefore you know fuck all about me and i think you should shut your mouth before i shut it for you

nuff said

that was a response to a joke someone made
go look on page1

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Hmm, let's cut the bitchin and get back on topic then, shall we?...

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Originally posted by Mr_Wobble
Sex in a tent is so horny because of that. You're in a middle of a field, both naked, surrounded by dozens of other people, in a tent that's paper thin, so has zero sound insulating properties, but the rain masks the smaller sounds. You can feel a slight chill of air moving around the tent, making goose bumps, at least until you both get all sweaty. It's bizarre to have sex, make love, in that strange muted, coloured, light inside the tent. It's sureal. And then afterwards, lying there, cooling off, cuddling, listening to the raindrops and wind. It's something that everybody should try once.

:yes: :yes: :yes:

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Sex in a tent is so horny because of that. You're in a middle of a field, both naked, surrounded by dozens of other people, in a tent that's paper thin, so has zero sound insulating properties, but the rain masks the smaller sounds. You can feel a slight chill of air moving around the tent, making goose bumps, at least until you both get all sweaty. It's bizarre to have sex, make love, in that strange muted, coloured, light inside the tent. It's sureal. And then afterwards, lying there, cooling off, cuddling, listening to the raindrops and wind. It's something that everybody should try once.

you need to WRITE THIS SHIT DOWN!

i hear a book deal in the distance, theres a huge market for that kind of literrary porn with extended coital narrative in.


yeah and tent sex rules:D

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Originally posted by *milky way*
I've always wanted to do the dressing up think for my boyfriend too, but he doesn't really give me clues about what he likes, don't wanna surprise him in a nurses outfit or something only for him to be completely turned off. I would also like to be filmed, but the danger of it getting found or being shown to other people puts me off!

I think it's VERY unlikely your boyfriend will be turned off by the nurses thing, it seems a very common male fantasty. I'm planning to do that for my boyfriend, as soon as i can find a cool nurses outfit NOT made out of pvc....
Been filmed, my boyfriend keeps it. It's kept only on the tape for the digital camera, locked away in a box, so far that's been alright. And it's alot of fun being filmed

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Originally posted by Mr_Wobble
Sex in a tent is so horny because of that. You're in a middle of a field, both naked, surrounded by dozens of other people, in a tent that's paper thin, so has zero sound insulating properties, but the rain masks the smaller sounds. You can feel a slight chill of air moving around the tent, making goose bumps, at least until you both get all sweaty. It's bizarre to have sex, make love, in that strange muted, coloured, light inside the tent. It's sureal. And then afterwards, lying there, cooling off, cuddling, listening to the raindrops and wind. It's something that everybody should try once.

Yep, it's wonderful