What Animal Would You Not Touch

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I'm not keen on animals that look slimey like frogs, etc
Also don't like anything that jumps around and moves unprectiably!!

Although I touched this huge snake on holiday!! But it was big and very slow moving, so was OK.

Kinda prefer the furry critters!!

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Cats. I HATE CATS when they just stare at you with their beady eyes when it's dark. They look like they gonna jump you and rob ya.

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Horses. They are big and scary.

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Originally posted by Kentish
Horses. They are big and scary.

And they don't smell too good either!!!

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Bulls. Rip the fuck outta ya.

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i went on a horse once and it started running when it wasnt ment too

i didn't have a saddle on it either

my bum hurt afterwards:(

aint been on one since dont think i ever will again

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Spiders. Craneflies. Wasps. Bulls. Crocodiles. dr carter

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A wild lion :no:

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I won't touch any animal. Unless it's like a dog getting close to me then I push it away. Thats when I touch them.

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People annoy me.

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I dunno, i can't really think of any, though i have no love for Stag Beetles.

I don't mind spiders. We've got two living by our front door, they're mahoosive and they're called Bertha and Bertha's Mate.

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Originally posted by Bri-namite
A wild lion :no:

Jesus will save you!

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Originally posted by Kiezo
Jesus will save you!

Jesus already saved me

Couldn't resist. ANyways, to keep in context, thats an animal I wouldn't touch with a vrey large stick. Monkey elf crossbread inbred.

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Would never touch a porcupine don't like the idea of a prick in me.

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Originally posted by Kentish
Horses. They are big and scary.

omg.. i love horses...

they're BEAUTIFUL!

diamond.. i have to agree with you on this one....

i prefer the furry ones...

hate slimy ones..

can't STAND spiders...
in fact.. i can't even move when there are spiders around me...

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thats quite funny im the opposite im scared of horses but dont mind dpiders in the slightest

all relates back to something i said earlier in this thread abotu horses

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Re: What Animal Would You Not Touch

Originally posted by DiamondGeezer
huge snake

I think I'll stay clear of DG's huge snake :nervous:

I'm not a fan of spiders. Either is the wife. So when there is an intruder in the house it is left to me to get rid of it. Which normally consists of me standing with a glass full of water near the spider plucking up the courage to plop it into the water.

And then when I do it and run like a girl to the toilet to flush it away the wife always says "Could you not be nicer and let it out in the garden?"

Fuck off. You do it.