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:( boredom

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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Im bored. My boyfriend is being a mean bitch, were about to split up i think. We dont get on at all at the moment. Hes just skanked me and isnt going to meet me now after longing me out all evening and ive got nothing to do. I could get pissed all by myself but is that just sad?? I could have a spliff but ive got no food or yummy drink and its my last spliff and i really wanted to save it for when i had good munch.

Humm...Wots my point....Anyone got any ideas for sumthing i can do at 20 past 12 with only 2 quid that can be spent??
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Smoke the spliff and go to bed.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Shogun
    Smoke the spliff and go to bed.
    agreed.
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Masturbate.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i could smoke the spliff and go to bed but thats boring..and im not tired...
    Originally posted by JsT
    Masturbate.

    great idea but wont take up enough time..then wot do i do...?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    how about smoke the spliff while masturbating.
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by ~playboy~
    igreat idea but wont take up enough time..then wot do i do...?

    You could masturbate. Then try and beat the time. Repeatedly.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by turlough
    how about smoke the spliff while masturbating.


    How about take two drags of the spliff before you climax and hold it in then blow it out when you......blow. See if it makes it any better. Repeat to see how many times you can do it before the spliff is smoked. That's gotta be a long while...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by chaos_insomniac
    How about take two drags of the spliff before you climax and hold it in then blow it out when you......blow. See if it makes it any better. Repeat to see how many times you can do it before the spliff is smoked. That's gotta be a long while...

    you can get up to 25-30 draws from a standard 3 pinner joint, so unles she's havin multiple orgasms this will take a long long time.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You could just sit here and talk shite while smoking the spliff.

    At least smoke the god damn spliff! It wants to be smoke! I'd smoke it if i had one sitting here now.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by turlough
    you can get up to 25-30 draws from a standard 3 pinner joint, so unles she's havin multiple orgasms this will take a long long time.

    That's the point isn't it? To pass the time? :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Have you sparked that spliff up yet playboy?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: :( boredom
    Originally posted by ~playboy~

    .... only 2 quid that can be spent??
    some playboy!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Shogun
    Have you sparked that spliff up yet playboy?

    i'm seconds if she has
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by turlough
    i'm seconds if she has
    she?
    right the name confused me there.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Maybe she's a wannabe for playboy. :confused:

    No right enough, you must be stoned by now playboy.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    howdi...had the spliff..not the wank yet tho..although thanks for the brilliant ideas on coming/taking toke techniques.

    so now stoned with nothing to do...

    .....alot easier being stoned with nothing to do

    ...was gonna go to stoned.com and stare at pretty swirly things, but they changed it....very interessting..move the mouse and it changes...


    (sorry i didnt share my spliff, it was wrong of me, can u forgive me if i bring some to share tmrw??)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Shogun
    Maybe she's a wannabe for playboy. :confused:

    No right enough, you must be stoned by now playboy.

    i am a she...and its playboy cos when i was signing up was talking about playboy with boyfriend and couldnt be bothered with the time consuming thinking up a name so just had this.....

    ...hummm.......
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Phonesex.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Smoke a fat and go do or see something that tourists like to do in your city. Its damn fun if you have cool places to see things to do in your place.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by JsT
    Phonesex.

    ....is that an offer?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by ~playboy~

    (sorry i didnt share my spliff, it was wrong of me, can u forgive me if i bring some to share tmrw??)

    we'll forgive as long as you smoke at least a half O and somehow get us stoned through the internet.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by my_name
    Smoke a fat and go do or see something that tourists like to do in your city. Its damn fun if you have cool places to see things to do in your place.

    I could go to hampton court palace but i dont think its open
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by ~playboy~
    ....is that an offer?

    yea phone me at 077I*NEED*SEX
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yea it's fun to do that my name, but i'd just rather sit there and get stoned as fuck without moving very much.

    :)

    playboy : I want a toke of one of those joints tomorrow. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Shogun
    Yea it's fun to do that my name, but i'd just rather sit there and get stoned as fuck without moving very much.

    oh yea there's loads of tourist attractions round our way. :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Shogun
    Yea it's fun to do that my name, but i'd just rather sit there and get stoned as fuck without moving very much.

    :)

    playboy : I want a toke of one of those joints tomorrow. :p

    Just chillin is usually fun to do but recently it's just not floating my boat. It doesn't curb my apititet for adventure.
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by ~playboy~
    ....is that an offer?

    rofl. Yeah It is. lololol.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by JsT
    Masturbate.

    you KNOW it makes sense
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by JsT
    rofl. Yeah It is. lololol.

    oohh wots your number then baby :naughty::p

    i only had a little short before cos i only had a spliff left, but due to my unleaness i am going to roll wots left...

    please form an orderly cue and we can all share...no..no fighting there at the back
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by ~playboy~
    oohh wots your number then baby :naughty::p

    I'd love to but we cant have all these other people finding out. ;)
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