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:::sigh::: only americans...

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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so.. there was this teacher who hired two students to come and kidnap his wife on their anniversary and he would come and "rescue" his wife.. and impress her
so this teacher and the two students choreographed and practiced a "fight"...
so on that day.. the students broke into the house and tied up the wife..
and the teacher came home and while he was "fighting" his wife broke free and called the cops...
so the cops came and he had to tell them that he hired the students to impress his wife...
and he got fined and arrested for a while buncha shit that i can't remember...

only in america would someone do something that stupid...

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    We get America's Dumbest Criminals Over Here, ...well funny!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    do you really??

    there are so many that the show must never run out of ideas...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Americans are great! So nice and earnest and a tiny bit naive - its awesome!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    how silly!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Jon_UK
    Americans are great! So nice and earnest and a tiny bit naive - its awesome!

    that's because you're in illinois.....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Angel121077
    that's because you're in illinois.....

    Ahhh the Mid-West, home of the souless stip malls, corn fields and endless developments of houses that look exactly the same.
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    It could have turned out much worse... I expected the police would have gotten in and shot the students dead without question. They could have shot the teacher and his wife too, actually. Not joking.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That bloke should of clicked here
    We specialize in creating the most realistic kidnapping scenarios available.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MAN SHOOTS AT MOUSE AND MISSES: A US man who tried to shoot a mouse accidentally shot his girlfriend in the arm instead. Donald Rugg, 43, spotted the mouse in his home in Confluence, Pennsylvania, and took a shot at it with his handgun. But he missed the mouse and hit his girlfriend Cathy Jo Harris, 35, who had walked into the bullet's path. Harris was taken to Somerset Community Hospital by her 16-year-old daughter, where she is said to be in a stable condition.

    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1146693.html
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    OVER IN ARGENTINA, a man has been cleared of urinating on the steps of a museum - because they were already dirty. Julian Perez Dorrego, a lawyer, was sentenced to community service for urinating on the steps of the MALBA museum in Buenos Aires. But he appealed on the grounds that it was impossible to dirty the steps since they were already dirty from the thousands of people who walk on them.

    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1146541.html
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    AND FINALLY, too much swearing can make men impotent and women develop male characteristics including facial hair and extra muscles. According to research by Russian scientist Gennady Cheurin and his team at the Centre for Ecological Safety and Survival in Yekaterinburg, the research was based on the popular belief that water has a type of "memory" that can be influenced by positive and negative forces.

    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1146030.html
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    star... i think you missed the point...

    this thread is about stupid AMERICANS not stupid PEOPLE... :p

    (hehe... i'm just teasing you!)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Angel121077
    star... i think you missed the point...

    this thread is about stupid AMERICANS not stupid PEOPLE... :p

    (hehe... i'm just teasing you!)


    So ... do people in the US make fun of the president or is that a big No NO?
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    Every time I go to the US I seem to spend most of my time explaining that I'm English, not Australian.

    "So what part of Australia of you from then?"

    I think they think that everone in the UK peaks with a plummy accent.
    Weekender Offender 
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by DiamondGeezer
    So ... do people in the US make fun of the president or is that a big No NO?

    A buddy and I used to wastch his speaches and get stoned. There was so much to laugh at. He looks like the product if a monkey had sex with an elf. And he cannot say America. He stumbles over it every time. Maybe the teleprompter is too far away and hes got bad eyes. And his Bushspeak is always one for a giggle.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by DiamondGeezer
    So ... do people in the US make fun of the president or is that a big No NO?


    ohh no... people DEFINITELY make fun of the president...
    remember "nuclear"?
    think jay leno, conan o'brien.. they all make fun of him..
    everyone makes fun of him...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That's from the This is True newsletter is it not? That's where I read it. It's a very good newsletter.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nope.. it was actually on the news...
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