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Fao Hellfire

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    His so dirrrty. His box is always full. Slag.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Empty your box? If I said that to a woman, she'd kick my nuts in!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by stargalaxy
    Empty your box? If I said that to a woman, she'd kick my nuts in!

    Pretty much everything you say is worthy of getting your nuts kicked in.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kiezo
    Pretty much everything you say is worthy of getting your nuts kicked in.
    :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Trust me she wouldn't. Girls love it when you talk dirty to them.

    You would say something like, "empty ya box love, let me in" then give her a cheeky slap on the arse and it will be bed time in no time.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kiezo
    Pretty much everything you say is worthy of getting your nuts kicked in.

    I have a bag of nuts here, would anyone like one?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Felix Da Housecat
    Trust me she wouldn't. Girls love it when you talk dirty to them. You would say something like, "empty ya box love, let me in" then give her a cheeky slap on the arse and it will be bed time in no time.

    Do you speak from experience on this?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Aimz would. Matey told me she's always got a mouth full of nuts. :).
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by stargalaxy
    Do you speak from experience on this?

    Yeah trust me mate. I do it all the time round town. If were Italian I would be a Stalion.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Felix Da Housecat
    Aimz would. Matey told me she's always got a mouth full of nuts. :).

    Ooh, handbags at dawn!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm making a joke. One that she will not laugh at mind you.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Felix Da Housecat
    Aimz would. Matey told me she's always got a mouth full of nuts. :).
    Well i did try yours, but well... lets just say that they didnt fit the bill... :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ooh, matron.

    etc
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    On my way lovely
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