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Fao Hellfire
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Pretty much everything you say is worthy of getting your nuts kicked in.
You would say something like, "empty ya box love, let me in" then give her a cheeky slap on the arse and it will be bed time in no time.
I have a bag of nuts here, would anyone like one?
Do you speak from experience on this?
Yeah trust me mate. I do it all the time round town. If were Italian I would be a Stalion.
Ooh, handbags at dawn!
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