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Ford Fiestas

BillieTheBotBillieTheBot Posts: 8,722 Bot
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Are they fucking invisible or something?

The next old cunt who doesn't stop at a roundabout when I'm on it is going to get dragged from his car and get a severe going over with studded baseball bats.

As for the next BMW driver who cuts me up, I'm investing in a replica of the Iron Maiden.

:mad:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Ford Fiestas
    Originally posted by Kermit
    Are they fucking invisible or something?

    The next old cunt who doesn't stop at a roundabout when I'm on it is going to get dragged from his car and get a severe going over with studded baseball bats.

    As for the next BMW driver who cuts me up, I'm investing in a replica of the Iron Maiden.

    :mad:

    Ooo BMW drivers are fuckers, mercs are worse, they should all die :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I drive a fiesta, well I will do in, 13 days, that's right, 13 days til big daddy is back on the road!

    What a thread jack.. bwuahahah
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It still won't be as good as the Fiesta I drive, complete with go-faster dent from the last fucking dozy old cunt who drove into me on a roundabout.

    Fiesta Sports are teh bomb.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit
    It still won't be as good as the Fiesta I drive, complete with go-faster dent from the last fucking dozy old cunt who drove into me on a roundabout.

    Haha, thought that was gonna say go faster stripes then. :p

    This old man nearly went into me the other day too. >:[
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Haha my fiesta has a go-faster dent, right in the boot where it got smashed up.

    That was about 2 weeks after I had the £2500 repairs done, har har.

    I can't wait to get my beast back !!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by *Lisa*
    Haha, thought that was gonna say go faster stripes then. :p

    It's not stripy.

    Unless you count the huge long line of mud streaked down the side of it because of it's off-road adventures.

    This old man nearly went into me the other day too. >:[

    It's an old man thing.

    They'll be dead soon :hyper:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit
    It's not stripy.

    It's an old man thing.

    They'll be dead soon :hyper:

    and your be old :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Hellfire
    and your be old :p

    Can you translate that into English plskthnx?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit
    Can you translate that into English plskthnx?

    I think he meant "and then you'll be old :p"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by *x*franki chicken*x*
    I think he meant "and then you'll be old :p"

    Oh.

    No, I won't. I refuse.

    And I'm very stubborn.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit
    Oh.

    No, I won't. I refuse.

    And I'm very stubborn.

    So how exactly are you planning on NOT getting old :p?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by rachie004
    my fiesta just beats everyones fiesta :D

    Race ya:p

    I haven't decided how I won't get old yet. I'm very indecisive.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Would you like me to kill you before you get to 60 so you're saved the trouble :p?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ours (well, t'missus' parents) is a 1.3 Sport.

    It's blue, always filthy.

    I think I've been cut up by you before:p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Why don't you all get a La Coste tracky and a Burberry cap while you're at it? ;[
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kiezo
    Why don't you all get a La Coste tracky and a Burberry cap while you're at it? ;[

    That's for when I buy my modified Saxo :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit
    That's for when I buy my modified Saxo :yes:

    No harm in getting some burnout and hand-brake turn practise in in the meantime ;[

    in ;[
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My fiesta is a 2003 Zetec, I just got a nice twin exit cat back custom made exhaust too, woohoo!

    Yes, I modify cars but chav I am not! ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by rachie004
    it's now a shiney clean car that needs more engine coolant

    how do u tell if it needs more windscreen stuff?

    Well when you press the button to wash the windscreen - Does water come out? :lol::lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by CheeseOnToast
    My fiesta is a 2003 Zetec, I just got a nice twin exit cat back custom made exhaust too, woohoo!

    Yes, I modify cars but chav I am not! ;)

    modified exhaust = chav.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Why - because I don't like driving around with a pea shooter hanging off the back of my car?

    I am no chav!

    You bastards.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by CheeseOnToast
    Why - because I don't like driving around with a pea shooter hanging off the back of my car?

    Why would it matter? At least that way you haven't wasted your money on something that doesn't enhance the performance of your car in any way at all ;[

    Besides, smaller exhausts just look better. And they don't make that horrible VRRRRM noise that drowns out the stereo ;[
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kiezo
    Why would it matter? At least that way you haven't wasted your money on something that doesn't enhance the performance of your car in any way at all

    Actually you lose about 10hp in the exhaust.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Fiend_85
    Actually you lose about 10hp in the exhaust.

    But you can't increase performance simply by putting a bigger end on it, you'd have to replace the whole system to have any effect.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Mist
    But you can't increase performance simply by putting a bigger end on it, you'd have to replace the whole system to have any effect.

    Putting holes in it works. However, my point was that editting your exhaust can make a difference to performance, contrary to what keizo said.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Fiend_85
    Actually you lose about 10hp in the exhaust.

    Think before you post kthx.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kiezo
    Think before you post kthx.

    Sorry, are you wrong for a change?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Fiend_85
    Putting holes in it works. However, my point was that editting your exhaust can make a difference to performance, contrary to what keizo said.

    Kiezo didn't say anything of the sort. Kiezo said putting a bigger exhaust on your car doesn't effect performance.

    READ WHAT I SAY NUBERJE.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Fiend_85
    Sorry, are you wrong for a change?

    NO YOU JUST CAN'T READ ASSHAT.

    You were far too quick to jump at the chance of proving me wrong you failed to actually read what I said.

    Nice going, dipshit.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Is repeating yourself going to make any difference? No? Didn't think so.
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