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Knock knock
Former Member
Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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............whose there ?
Come on then cos i like knock knock jokes
Come on then cos i like knock knock jokes
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What do you call half a rabbit?
Rab.
Yes I know
the person behind the counter said, its alright mate, i heard you the first time.
lol, its terrible
Hello becky!
Nice to see you on here.
Hello stranger
Not that this is the right thread but out of shear laziness and thread jacking ness...
I got burgled by some really crap buglars this week. They took my camera which wasn't a very good camera but contained all the photos of my recent holiday to Brazil- of my b/f and friends etc.
They missed taking a few hundred quid cash from my room.
They missed my well expensive diamond necklace but took the really cheap kiddies necklace that my boyfriend bought me before we were going out. It was only worth about 50p in the first place but meant tonnes to me because of what it symbolised.
And some really cheap earrings from my late grandmother.
They also stole my 13-inch dildo that my uni mates bought me for christmas as a joke.
I know it's only stuff but its my stuff and I like it. But the thought of my mother telling the police about the dildo is mildly amusing
they are scum in my opinion.
Some years ago i was staying at a friends house and came home to the house been burgled, it was orible, Thinking were the burglars still there etc.
lol dildo
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
Who Who Who!
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that's why I knocked!
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
You talk like an owl!
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dishwasher.
Dishwasher who?
Dishwasher way I spoke before I had false teeth!
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Cows !
Cows who ?
Cows go 'moo' not who!
...I found you some seeing as NO one had posted you any...and yes- this was the best of the bunch...lordy help us!
Malt Munk xx
p.s....DILDO...dear dear
oh and umm yeah...knock knock jokes...
knock knock
who's there?
i did a p
i did a p who
you did a what!?!
best i could do
lol, i like that one
I must remember to tell little un tomorrow
Do me a favour......open the door
and let em innnnnnn