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It's true, women always take their job more seriously - apparently
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CIA Job opening
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists... two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.. "This gun is loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
.:Crispy:.
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists... two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow.. "This gun is loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
.:Crispy:.
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Is that possible?
Its a VERY old joke.
Dude, I didn't know they came that old.
Well, I think actually when it was first told it wasnt the CIA, because it hadn't been formed yet.
Spanish inquisition was it?
But not as old as that toothless budgie that always succeeds.
Something like that yeah, though I cant remember back that far.
You're aren't that old are you...? I swear I saw a thread from a couple of years ago where you actually said how old you were...
Late twenties....ahhh....to be that young again!
What do you mean "respectable"?! What kind of slanderous insinsuations are you suggesting there!
I accept your groveling apology.
:impissed:
i do no groveling for anyone......
i have my slaves to do that for me
Come come, grammar is important young lady.
thats perfectly fine grammer. i'm sure kermit will be very pleased you have taken his place as grammer nazi
He likes standards to be upheld when he's not about.