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god according to malcom in midddle
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from little dewey
So... I can't understand God because that'd be like an ant trying to understand me?
I watched an anthill for days last summer. I tried to tell which ones were good and which ones were bad but I couldn't tell, they all just looked like ants.
So I started smiting them. I smited them with the hose pipe, and lighter fluid. I smited them especially hard with my sneakers.
Those ants could have been praying to me all day and it wouldn't have made any difference. There was nothing they could do about it"
So... I can't understand God because that'd be like an ant trying to understand me?
I watched an anthill for days last summer. I tried to tell which ones were good and which ones were bad but I couldn't tell, they all just looked like ants.
So I started smiting them. I smited them with the hose pipe, and lighter fluid. I smited them especially hard with my sneakers.
Those ants could have been praying to me all day and it wouldn't have made any difference. There was nothing they could do about it"
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Theses a certain amount of genius in that program