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I am NOT happy

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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.............my twat of a hubby has just eaten MY cream cake :mad:

I went to the fridge to get it and is not there, so asked him and he said he's eaten it....worra twat eh :mad:

Revenge is the only way forward for this........so how do i get my own back :D

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Don't let him cream your cake...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: I am NOT happy
    Originally posted by BeckyBoo
    .............my twat of a hubby has just eaten MY cream cake :mad:

    I went to the fridge to get it and is not there, so asked him and he said he's eaten it....worra twat eh :mad:

    Revenge is the only way forward for this........so how do i get my own back :D

    Don't get revenge on him. My father does that all the time to my mom, eating everything in the fridge :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit
    Don't let him cream your cake...

    In this case it would be TBTP?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by nmrmak
    In this case it would be TBTP?

    would it.....gonna make myself look stoopid now but whats TBTP ?

    watch it be sommat dead easy :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Take a shite on his head while he sleeps?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Crazyredeyes
    Take a shite on his head while he sleeps?

    or fart and waff the sheets in his direction :hyper:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BeckyBoo
    would it.....gonna make myself look stoopid now but whats TBTP ?

    watch it be sommat dead easy :D

    take back the pussy.

    meow
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Next time you buy a cream cake. Sprinkle a light coloured curry powder on the top. tell him its chocolate powder.that'll teach him
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    TBTP = a female equivalent of TBTC - take back the cock...
    I just felt like creating an abbrevation.(sp?)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: I am NOT happy
    Originally posted by BeckyBoo
    ............. ........ how do i get my own back :D
    sprinkle chilli powder inbtween the sheets of bog roll that you know he will use ...this is not to be done lightly ...you could actualy hospitalise him doing this ...but just a thought.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: I am NOT happy
    Originally posted by morrocan roll
    you could actualy hospitalise him doing this ...but just a thought.

    Oh, hell no i cant be done with him being in hospital.........I wanna lie in tomorrow morning :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Poo in his shoes.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Felix Da Housecat
    Poo in his shoes.

    i dont need a poo :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    play dutch ovens and gas him.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by BeckyBoo
    i dont need a poo :p

    eat several handfuls of sultanas and reconsider.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If you want revenge, you could deprive him of the goods in the bedroom department.
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