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WaRnInG1!1!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
play nice or i'll take the football away.

and by football i mean i'll ban you.




so who here can actually take a joke? :confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The mods have a sense of humour, but only to extent.

    There's joking and there's being abusive. It's a fine line.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    kinda obvious when people are being abusive though don't you think?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by big_man_with_a_
    kinda obvious when people are being abusive though don't you think?

    Not always. Especially as context and body language don't carry ion t'interweb.

    You've said things on here which you shouldn't have said, but we all have. I have a PM box full of warnings, normally from when I've had run-ins with n00bs.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    body language doesn't come across for a very good reason...

    you'll know when people are getting abusive. i'm never abusive, not worth my time.

    and besides, my mouse is ill. :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by big_man_with_a_
    you'll know when people are getting abusive. i'm never abusive, not worth my time.

    It's a fine line. Not sop much out-and-out abuse, more "jokes" that are not funny and very insensitive to the point of being deeply offensive. Like the razor blade thing you posted- that was a stupid thing to do. It's funny in the pub, but not on an advice website...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    seems that was funny anywhere else bar this site...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by big_man_with_a_
    seems that was funny anywhere else bar this site...

    If it was on another forum it would have been "funny" (personally, I've seen it 946,682 times and it wasn't funny the first time, but that's just opinion).

    It wasn't suitable for a forum with so many self-harmers on. Surely you can see that?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by big_man_with_a_
    seems that was funny anywhere else bar this site...

    as kermy said, its an advice site
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i never knew this was like a cult of blade wielding self cutterers...

    never knew posting about fakey goths would cause so much offence! twas the attention seeking sort i was referring to, not anyone with actual issues in that department.

    and mrg, shh, nobody is talking to you. ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    whoever said anyone was talking to me
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *ignores j00*

    :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by big_man_with_a_
    i never knew this was like a cult of blade wielding self cutterers...

    never knew posting about fakey goths would cause so much offence! twas the attention seeking sort i was referring to, not anyone with actual issues in that department.

    There are quite a few self-harmers on here, and that picture is really quite triggering. Or it can be. It was the height of bad taste, which is what I said at the time, and it isn't a case of "don't be so sensitive" because if people weren't that sensitive they wouldn't be cutting themselves to deal with it all.

    Posting about fakey goths is one thing, posting about cutting is quite another.

    Oh, and you have to admit that even if they are cutting for attention rather than any other reason, it takes a certain level of fucked-upness to do that anyway.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    agreed... i just said "look at me" whenever i wanted attention though.

    where has the youth of today gone wrong?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by big_man_with_a_
    agreed... i just said "look at me" whenever i wanted attention though.

    where has the youth of today gone wrong?

    :lol:

    "Look at me" doesn't work anymore, they have to be cooler than that and have to carve "look at me" into their arms to get the attention.

    I hate fake SIers, and I want to stab them. For the record.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    feel free to stab them matey, just don't expect me to spring to your defence when asked by the court what you thought about them. ;)

    i'm slightly less violent, i'd just go around punching people in the back of the head, just a light crack about the skull and a "shut up you whiny bastard".

    i'd make sure to box muse's head in too. ugh.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    also i blame tony hawk for making everything 'extreeeeeeeme'.

    twunt.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by big_man_with_a_
    i'm slightly less violent, i'd just go around punching people in the back of the head, just a light crack about the skull and a "shut up you whiny bastard".

    I set GWST on them. Much easier, and much more vuiolenmt than anything I could do. I don't klnow what it is about small women that makes them so violent...

    i'd make sure to box muse's head in too. ugh.

    Hey! I like Muse. It's ska bands you wanna be hurting (with the exception of the Vandals and NOFX).
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by big_man_with_a_
    also i blame tony hawk for making everything 'extreeeeeeeme'.

    twunt.

    I bblame everything on Tony Hawk.

    Or Tony Blair.

    Why are all Tonies such twunts (apart from Tony Hart, who is a living legend)?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The Lord God Tony Hart?!

    *bows*

    he makes up for all the rest of the shitty tones.

    and ska does need to die, along with this current emo/'punk' thing that's going on... except for yellowcard who get to live for porducing the quite frankly astounding track 'cigarette'. this lets them live for another day.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by big_man_with_a_
    The Lord God Tony Hart?!

    *bows*

    he makes up for all the rest of the shitty tones.

    He should be knighted along with Lord Terry of Wogan.

    and ska does need to die, along with this current emo/'punk' thing that's going on

    I always wish that Evanescence video was real. 'Cause she chuffin' deserves it, along with the rest of them.

    Evanescence- all the fake goths :heart: them.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i love how evanescence fooled all the goffs into thinking the album was rockin' with that first single....

    turns out it's utter pap.

    aaaaaaaaahahahaha.

    almost as amusing as scooter blatantly ripping the piss out of the morons buying his stuff!!! classic!

    and yes, strange attraction to goth girls. *runs*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by big_man_with_a_
    i love how evanescence fooled all the goffs into thinking the album was rockin' with that first single....

    turns out it's utter pap.

    I know, it was funny. But then all the fake goffs still :heart: them, 'cause they can't lose face.

    Have I ever mentioned just how stressed fakg goff liars make me?;)

    and yes, strange attraction to goth girls. *runs*

    Um.

    'Tis not that strange. Fishnets, short skirts, tight tops. Unless they loook like a beached whale (which many do) it's alright :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    fancy coming to leeds for a day and trying to 'fit in' with the goffs in our relatively normal clothes?

    would be good for a laugh. i could possibly find some burberry to wear and talk about marilyn manson being the god of fuck etc etc to impress them.

    do you think they'd adopt me as one of their own? :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by big_man_with_a_
    fancy coming to leeds for a day and trying to 'fit in' with the goffs in our relatively normal clothes?

    would be good for a laugh. i could possibly find some burberry to wear and talk about marilyn manson being the god of fuck etc etc to impress them.

    do you think they'd adopt me as one of their own? :D

    Nah. The Corn Xchange (see how trendy it is, dropping the E? Do ya?) lot are totally pwned by The Green in Newcastle.

    My bus stops right by that place, and I always end up falling over with laughter when I see them all.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    k0rn xchaynge (see? i can be cool too y'know) is actually pretty fucking good compared to that place.......... for the life of me i cannot imagine a geordie goth!

    it's ye olde englishe or nothing i'm afraid.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    dave.jpg

    mvc-450f.jpg

    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by big_man_with_a_
    k0rn xchaynge (see? i can be cool too y'know) is actually pretty fucking good compared to that place.......... for the life of me i cannot imagine a geordie goth!

    :lol:

    Our goffs are funnier, though.

    As I shall illustrate:

    http://www.thegreen.20megsfree.com/images/front_page.jpg
    http://www.thegreen.20megsfree.com/images/mvc-390f.jpg
    http://www.thegreen.20megsfree.com/images/chris1.jpg
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oh dearie me. the chick in the top picture is worth a squirt though. ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by big_man_with_a_
    oh dearie me. the chick in the top picture is worth a squirt though. ;)

    http://www.thegreen.20megsfree.com/images/rosz.jpg

    is of a higher standard...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    is that a dude or a chick in that second picture? (in the ones dave oliver posted)
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