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What's the best laugh you've had all day?
Mine was this morning when a group of about 7 of us were talking and one guy bought a recent problem of his into the subject. Lately, he's been getting up early in the morning and for some odd reason, old fashioned phrases/statements have just been popping into his head. The other night it was "By Joe, I need more sleep", and last night in accordance to his tale (after looking at the time) he said aloud "I pity the poor fellow who has to get up at this time". This actually reduced me to tears. Not only the fact that he thought it but the fact that he said it out loud; that and he did a bloody good impression of how it should be said. He's not posh, either.
So funny.
Anyone else had a big laugh today? Don't post anything shit, and thank me for adding an, IMHO, interesting thread to the forum. ;[
Mine was this morning when a group of about 7 of us were talking and one guy bought a recent problem of his into the subject. Lately, he's been getting up early in the morning and for some odd reason, old fashioned phrases/statements have just been popping into his head. The other night it was "By Joe, I need more sleep", and last night in accordance to his tale (after looking at the time) he said aloud "I pity the poor fellow who has to get up at this time". This actually reduced me to tears. Not only the fact that he thought it but the fact that he said it out loud; that and he did a bloody good impression of how it should be said. He's not posh, either.
So funny.
Anyone else had a big laugh today? Don't post anything shit, and thank me for adding an, IMHO, interesting thread to the forum. ;[
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(perhaps you had to hear it)
Suppose you had to be there, but it was fucking funny.
In religion we were talking about the meetings between cultures, and we saw this shirt movie about immigrants in Denmark etc (it has gotten pretty good reviews and won awards). Well in the movie the man pouring drinks at the bar (he wasn't exactly a bartender, as it is the same as your pubs, and bartenders is a word reserved for hot guys working at clubs... either way) told the two men who were sitting and drinking beer "you know an atombomb sprung in Pakistan". One of the customers replies "No, really?" To get the answer "Yeah. And do you know how many were killed? None. They were all up here busy colleting benefits".
It left the class in stitches. And before people go off on one, both of my parents are immigrants and I have blach hair and brown eyes.
My mate, whos name shall not be disclosed; who thinks himself to be the stud of the group, abruptly interupts the conversation with the statement: "I have never had an sexualy transmitted infection, and I've slept with more women than all of you!"
We all looked at him shocked at the mans blatant audacity, before I cooly replied: "What about that time you caught crabs, and kept them because you thought they were money spiders?"
He never had actually caught crabs, but it stopped my other mates giving him a good twatting for his cheek.
I gotta add that the joke was originally a Jeffro classic.
Fuck Lemsip, have a hot toddy.
Their boss regularly plays practical jokes on the new starts and did with Larry - this is his tale.
The Sports Cafe shares the same DJ with The Shack - Student night club across the road from the Sports Cafe - so Larry got the job of running the errand of handing the DJ his pay cheque in an envelope.
So Larry walks out the Sports Cafe, up to the door man - who'd been told prior to Larry's arrival to make him wait in the queue to piss him off a bit. So Larry waits in the queue only to be told he has to pay in regardless if he's on an errand or not.
Larry gets a bit annoyed and tries to persuade the girl at the cashdesk to let the Sports Cafe deal with the entry fee. After much pleading for around 20 minutes, Larry gets in.
Spotting the DJ in his wee booth, Larry shimmies past all the wee studenty folk and hands the DJ the envelope.
DJ opens the envelope to begin to laugh quite loud.
"You Larry?" He asks.
"Yeah, why?" Larry replies.
"Read this!"
The DJ hands the envelope with a letter back to Larry which reads:
"Hi, I'm Larry.
I think you're super sexy. I'm seriously single, have a small penis waiting for you and wish to love you long time.
Fancy going for a swally? If ya know what I mean.
Love and kisses,
Larry.
xxxxxxxxxxx"
So Larry, mortified, storms back to the Sports Cafe to a warm welcome.
The end.
Either that, or someones TV aerial-its so big its funny.
Jon: Is he english?
Ian: Yes.
Dumb friend: Is it Bruce Springsteen?
My boyfriend: Ever heard of "Born in the U.S.A"?
We were all in stitches, except for the poor girl. Hehe I'm laughing now.
I was crying for about half an hour.
the look of fear was priceless.
I think that sounds hilarious.
That is seriously scary.